Amtrekker
Hey Team,
I’m an unemployed vagrant. All I have is a backpack full of technology, a shoestring budget and a very important list. When everything is crossed off my list I get to go home! Let me know if you want to trade one of those shoestrings for help. brett@amtrekker.com
See where
Amtrekker's been for the last 366 days.
See where Amtrekker's been for the last 366 days.

  1. Tube down a river
  2. Ride a horse through a covered bridge
  3. Sleep in a lighthouse
  4. Learn survival skills
  5. Enter a hot dog eating contest
  6. Walk to the top of the Empire State Building
  7. See a live taping of The Colbert Report
  8. See a game at Fenway Park
  9. Milk a cow on an Amish farm
  10. Wade through a cranberry bog
  11. Go into a coal mine
  12. Take part in a Civil War reenactment
  13. Race dirt bikes
  14. Make Moonshine
  15. Hitchhike
  16. Learn to Sail
  17. Try my hand at kiteboarding
  18. Pet a sloth
  19. Help out on a plantation
  20. Learn to run a 3 card monte game
  21. Tell Donald Trump "You're Fired."
  22. Be a guest on a talk show
  23. Hang gliding
  24. Be part of a stage illusion
  25. Be in a movie
  26. Experience Comic Con
  27. Go on a lobster boat
  28. Scuba dive in the Atlantic
  29. Drive a race car
  30. Go to an obscure small town festival
  31. River kayak
  32. Geocache in all 48 contiguous states
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  33. Collect honey from a beehive
  34. Scale the lowest highest point in a state
  35. Arkansas Crater of diamonds state park and look for a diamond
  36. Ride the fastest roller coaster in the country
  37. Go through a hedge maze
  38. Catch a firefly
  39. Motorcycle Rally
  40. Ride a cow
  41. Sandboarding
  42. Ride an ostrich
  43. Create a crop circle
  44. Fly fishing
  45. Swamp boat ride with gators
  46. See a movie at the Alamo Draft House
  47. Tour the Crayola Factory
  48. Ben and Jerry's Flavor Graveyard
  49. See a Freak Show
  50. Hike to the bottom of the Grand Canyon


The Green Kid:

Hey Team,

This week has definitely been unique and I have to admit I’m a little frustrated right now. So many interesting things have happened that I’d love to be writing about and there’s just not enough room on the page. Hopefully over the next couple days it’ll all spill out, but there’s SO much editing to do too.

“What? Why’s that? You just have the Biketoberfest footage to deal with, right…right?”

“HA! That’s where you’re wrong, stupid misinformed disembodied voice!”

I’m in Orlando right now staying with an old friend from my Walt Disney World days and it struck me just before I got here that way back when (it’s been five years since I’ve worked for the mouse on this coast) there used to be a street performer that worked out on the Boardwalk region of the resort performing con games.

“What kind of con games?”

Will someone tell that creepy voice to stop interrupting?

Three card Monte, of course! It was a total long shot but we headed over to the Boardwalk and asked around. It was raining so we figured any performers would have packed it in already anyway but eventually we ran into a guy that was dressed like someone that I would expect to rip me off circa 1930. Luckily, (for me, not him) he was just packing up and getting ready to leave when I trapped him with talk of 50 lists and a learning spirit.

Kevin

Kevin, the performer, then took us to a less crowded area and proceeded to make us all (Ting, Tye, Abbey, Taryn, and me) look like idiots for a solid ten minutes before giving me a hands on demonstration of some of the slight of hand involved in the game.

Kevin has moves

Learning from the master

I have to say this ranks right up there with the coolest of the accomplished objectives so far! I had a rush for the next 24 hours solid and couldn’t stop practicing the (admittedly VERY) basic moves he showed me. But basic or not they were good enough to fool the couple of people I tried it on once I felt confident enough to show off!

HA!

I can’t wait to go over the tape and learn the rest of the moves! The guy was REALLY good. PLUS, I didn’t have to trade crack to some New York City street hustler for the chance to learn the moves. On the downside, I didn’t have to trade crack to some New York City street hustler for the chance to learn the moves. I bet that would have made for one crazy story.

Seriously, I got some cool stuff on tape and I can’t wait to show you guys. It’s going to take a lot of work to catch up though. I still have to go through the Biketoberfest stuff!

Last thing. About that “nomadic serendipity” I mentioned yesterday: I’m staying with my friend Ting. He has a roommate named Tye. Tye had two friends staying over the last couple days too. They were from New York/New Jersey. They both HAPPEN to work for Six Flags. And Six Flags in New Jersey HAPPENS to be the amusement park with the countries fastest roller coaster! And thanks to my chance encounter with Abbey and Taryn I now know that particular park only has TWO DAYS of operation left between now and April! This Saturday and Sunday.

And since my rail pass expires on Thursday and I don’t have the shoestrings to pick up another one right now, I have to jump on a train tomorrow to head up North again. There was still some stuff I needed to do in Florida, but it’s just going to have to wait; I’m hoping the list will be done by the time the park reopens next year.

That was a long one…and sadly you guys STILL aren’t as up to date as I’d like you to be. But the important stuff is out there…#20 is DONE!!!

And so am I.

Brett.

P.S. Watch out for this guy.

MY three cards!

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4 Comments »

  1. That’s why we have to do SixFlags this weekend!? Whew! What a journey this will continue to be - but as we’ve said before, good people attract good people.
    3 card monte sounds like the bomb-diggity. Who wouldn’t love to swindle some unsuspecting

    Comment by ilott the douchebag — October 23, 2007 @ 6:40 pm

  2. That’s why we have to hit SixFlags this weekend!? Aha! quite the journey…
    3 card monte looks awesome. I would love to hustle my suspecting, but curious enough-to-do-it-anyway roommates with some Bicycle Card Tomfoolery. Thanks right, I am brand conscious when buying playing cards… Aaaannyway, i’ll call you later ons and try to sort out the details. You always have a place in Beantown if you are delayed. Make Kristin put in some PR work. I’ll rant and make a dinosaur eat her if you request it so. Peace!

    Comment by ilott the douchebag — October 23, 2007 @ 6:50 pm

  3. woot! nothing like learning to swindle, if only you’d quit letting those swear words in there… ;)

    Comment by FluffyEvil — October 23, 2007 @ 7:00 pm

  4. BAMBOOZLE for Shizel!
    Is Shizel a swear word? Fluffyevil advert your eyes!

    Comment by Mikey — October 25, 2007 @ 3:37 pm

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