Amtrekker
Hey Team,
I’m an unemployed vagrant. All I have is a backpack full of technology, a shoestring budget and a very important list. When everything is crossed off my list I get to go home! Let me know if you want to trade one of those shoestrings for help. brett@amtrekker.com
See where
Amtrekker's been for the last 505 days.
See where Amtrekker's been for the last 505 days.

  1. Tube down a river
  2. Ride a horse through a covered bridge
  3. Sleep in a lighthouse
  4. Learn survival skills
  5. Enter a hot dog eating contest
  6. Walk to the top of the Empire State Building
  7. See a live taping of The Colbert Report
  8. See a game at Fenway Park
  9. Milk a cow on an Amish farm
  10. Wade through a cranberry bog
  11. Go into a coal mine
  12. Take part in a Civil War reenactment
  13. Race dirt bikes
  14. Make Moonshine
  15. Hitchhike
  16. Learn to Sail
  17. Try my hand at kiteboarding
  18. Pet a sloth
  19. Help out on a plantation
  20. Learn to run a 3 card monte game
  21. Tell Donald Trump "You're Fired."
  22. Be a guest on a talk show
  23. Hang gliding
  24. Be part of a stage illusion
  25. Be in a movie
  26. Experience Comic Con
  27. Go on a lobster boat
  28. SCUBA dive in the Atlantic
  29. Drive a race car
  30. Go to an obscure small town festival
  31. River kayak
  32. Geocache in all 48 contiguous states
    Profile for Amtrekker
  33. Collect honey from a beehive
  34. Scale the lowest highest point in a state
  35. Arkansas Crater of diamonds state park and look for a diamond
  36. Ride the fastest roller coaster in the country
  37. Go through a hedge maze
  38. Catch a firefly
  39. Motorcycle Rally
  40. Ride a cow
  41. Sandboarding
  42. Ride an ostrich
  43. Create a crop circle
  44. Fly fishing
  45. Swamp boat ride with gators
  46. See a movie at the Alamo Draft House
  47. Tour the Crayola Factory
  48. Ben and Jerry's Flavor Graveyard
  49. See a Freak Show
  50. Hike to the bottom of the Grand Canyon


Fish out of water(…and into retaw?):

Hey Team,

Question: What happens when you find yourself tossed in the middle of a huge group of people that have nothing in common with you (besides maybe the fact that they’re bipedal) yet EVERYTHING in common with each other, thus making you as out of place as possible?

Answer: You find yourself one step closer to home!

Fish out of water doesn’t even begin to describe the position I found myself in today. The fish would have to be not only OUT of water but then back into something that is the opposite of water…like steam, or fire maybe (or retaw?). Of course this feeling was compounded by my company. Mike, my CouchSurfing host,
Mike and Stephanie
is an awesome guy…unfortunately, he’s also just as skinny and dorky as I am. Not to mention, for the first time on this trip I actually felt overdressed.

So, to say we stuck out like a pair of sore thumbs at Biketoberfest would be an understatement. Luckily, that’s exactly what made the day interesting.

Fun facts:

1. Motorcycle rallies are not a place to find “attractive” women.

2. Fat men in leather will not hesitate to use their girth to move you.

3. The English language needs FAR fewer words than it has. (This I know to be true because I overheard several conversations that consisted almost entirely of swear words and both parties seemed to leave with a full understanding.)

Highlights:

1. The sheer number of motorcycles and bikers was amazing and the pictures don’t do the numbers justice. You’ll have to wait for the podcast later in the week to be truly amazed.

More bikes

2. A dude with a motorcycle that was COVERED in alligator hide…from a gator HE killed less than twenty miles from Daytona Beach.

Alligator Cycle

3. Another motorcycle with incredible artwork that reminded me of a western comic book.

Deadwood bike

That’ll have to be all for now. But #39 is officially done! The podcast should be up later this week. I intended to put a surprise podcast up tonight but I figured it was important to let you guys know another objective had bitten the dust! The surprise still stands though and I’ll probably post it tomorrow! Exciting? Thought so.

I’m done.

Brett.

If you liked this story, why not buy me a leather jacket, so I can fit in?


Don’t let me stop you.


5 Comments »

  1. two questions:

    1) what does your host’s shirt say? it looks funny!

    2) is mr. alligator hide’s TIRE coated in alligator hide, or is that just me? if so, that seems unsafe somehow….

    Comment by sleepyrobin — October 21, 2007 @ 5:45 am

  2. Question: Which kind of bear is best? False.

    Sidenote - sleepyrobin was awake at 545 in the morning, which either makes her A) a party animal or B) a party animal who works way too early.

    I think people in assless chaps should find more reasons to travel in herds…but uh, bathe…also.

    Nextly on the mornings order of business, I will find out the etymology of the phrase “stick out like a sore thumb.” 9 hours left at work and I have already run out of stuff to entertain myself…

    Comment by ilott the douchebag — October 21, 2007 @ 6:47 am

  3. I hope the surprise is a hedge maze podcast!! ;)

    Comment by Erin — October 21, 2007 @ 1:07 pm

  4. Two answers:

    1) “Physics is like sex: sure, it may give some practical results, but that’s not why we do it.”
    — Richard P. Feynman

    2)Nope, just the fender.

    Okay, three answers…Erin, I promise that video will see the light of day somehow and soon. But…this surprise is going to be a little different.

    Comment by Brett — October 21, 2007 @ 4:40 pm

  5. Jack

    Your blog was very helpful to my

    Trackback by Jack — February 25, 2008 @ 11:14 pm

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