Amtrekker
Hey Team,
I’m an unemployed vagrant. All I have is a backpack full of technology, a shoestring budget and a very important list. When everything is crossed off my list I get to go home! Let me know if you want to trade one of those shoestrings for help. brett@amtrekker.com
See where
Amtrekker's been for the last 505 days.
See where Amtrekker's been for the last 505 days.

  1. Tube down a river
  2. Ride a horse through a covered bridge
  3. Sleep in a lighthouse
  4. Learn survival skills
  5. Enter a hot dog eating contest
  6. Walk to the top of the Empire State Building
  7. See a live taping of The Colbert Report
  8. See a game at Fenway Park
  9. Milk a cow on an Amish farm
  10. Wade through a cranberry bog
  11. Go into a coal mine
  12. Take part in a Civil War reenactment
  13. Race dirt bikes
  14. Make Moonshine
  15. Hitchhike
  16. Learn to Sail
  17. Try my hand at kiteboarding
  18. Pet a sloth
  19. Help out on a plantation
  20. Learn to run a 3 card monte game
  21. Tell Donald Trump "You're Fired."
  22. Be a guest on a talk show
  23. Hang gliding
  24. Be part of a stage illusion
  25. Be in a movie
  26. Experience Comic Con
  27. Go on a lobster boat
  28. SCUBA dive in the Atlantic
  29. Drive a race car
  30. Go to an obscure small town festival
  31. River kayak
  32. Geocache in all 48 contiguous states
    Profile for Amtrekker
  33. Collect honey from a beehive
  34. Scale the lowest highest point in a state
  35. Arkansas Crater of diamonds state park and look for a diamond
  36. Ride the fastest roller coaster in the country
  37. Go through a hedge maze
  38. Catch a firefly
  39. Motorcycle Rally
  40. Ride a cow
  41. Sandboarding
  42. Ride an ostrich
  43. Create a crop circle
  44. Fly fishing
  45. Swamp boat ride with gators
  46. See a movie at the Alamo Draft House
  47. Tour the Crayola Factory
  48. Ben and Jerry's Flavor Graveyard
  49. See a Freak Show
  50. Hike to the bottom of the Grand Canyon


Power Rangers Can’t Putt:

Hey Team,

When was the last time you saw a cowboy, a princess and a Power Ranger running through the streets of a major North American city hitting tennis balls down stairways with golf clubs into the middle of heated mahjong games?

Really? Never? Cause, that was my yesterday. In a nutshell.

My couch surfing host, Steph, talked me into staying in Toronto an extra day, despite the lack of list-crossing going on, so I could experience the wonders of Urban Golf. Holy crab cakes am I glad I stayed.

Steph + Amtrekker = fun times

Obviously, the list is my life right now, but it’s always exciting when awesome stuff like Urban Golf finds a way to sneak itself in between. Some of the most interesting and entertaining stuff so far has been these spontaneous events that catch me off guard and show me something I didn’t even know existed. (Of course, it’s going to be tough to beat milking a cow on an Amish farm and hang gliding.)

Urban Golfball

“So, what’s urban golf?” I hear you asking. (No, really. I can always hear you…and I know about that thing you said about my belly button. So stop it.)

Steph

Urban Golf involves dressing up like a stereotypical golfer (or a Power Ranger apparently) and hitting a tennis ball through a pre-laid course using a golf club or an umbrella…or a plunger…or a shrunken head on a stick. Each team of golfers is staggered by 10-15 minutes and between each hole is a bar-stop. When the next team gets to the bar the first team has to move on to the next hole. So it’s really more of a pub-crawl in costume with intricately devised holes snaking through alleyways stuck between drinks.

Green Ranger

In a word, it was a blast…wait. It-was-a-blast. There, that counts as one word right?

I got plenty of footage so it looks like the next podcast will be focusing on Urban Golf and not an objective. I guess I have mixed feelings about that. It would have been nice to see something else crossed off the list, but at least there was a great adventure to be had in Toronto. It looks like I’ll be leaving tomorrow morning for points south since the Biketoberfest shindig kicks off later this week. And I’ll be able to cross #39 off the list!

Okay, look for that podcast in a few days and wish me luck.

I’m done.

Brett.

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6 Comments »

  1. That is so totally freaking insanely awesome I’m going to form a team right now….and start playing when I turn 21. There’s a lot of things crossed off!! How do you feel about that?

    Comment by nickola — October 14, 2007 @ 6:18 pm

  2. Oh I remember the other thing I had to tell you now-your newspaper article was in the Portland Phoenix too! It was wicked cool and I’m kinda pissed I didn’t save the article hah.

    Comment by nickola — October 14, 2007 @ 6:20 pm

  3. that’s ridiculously cool. we should start a similar event here in the states. especially the costume part. i think me and erin still have our power ranger costumes from one of our homecoming skits. competition day’s got nothing on urban golf. a day and a post straying from the list is more than worth it for something like this. major props to hostess steph~

    Comment by ESC — October 15, 2007 @ 12:01 am

  4. Totally, I’d love to play urban golf in the sweet warm nectar that is the California sun.

    Comment by Brett — October 16, 2007 @ 12:44 am

  5. Holy crap that looks awesome. I think I am going to start a new Boston tradition…along with the 2 dozen others my life is comprised of. Coming up in two weeks: the Jump the Gun Turkey Run. Who wants to wait til the end of Novemeber anyway?

    Comment by ilott the douchebag — October 17, 2007 @ 11:42 am

  6. […] Check it out! While looking through the blogosphere we stumbled on an interesting post today.Here’s a quick excerptSo it’s really more of a pub-crawl in costume with intricately devised holes snaking through alleyways stuck between drinks. Green Ranger. In a word, it was a blast…wait. It-was-a-blast. There, that counts as one word right? … […]

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