Amtrekker
Hey Team,
I’m an unemployed vagrant. All I have is a backpack full of technology, a shoestring budget and a very important list. When everything is crossed off my list I get to go home! Let me know if you want to trade one of those shoestrings for help. brett@amtrekker.com
See where
Amtrekker's been for the last 421 days.
See where Amtrekker's been for the last 421 days.

  1. Tube down a river
  2. Ride a horse through a covered bridge
  3. Sleep in a lighthouse
  4. Learn survival skills
  5. Enter a hot dog eating contest
  6. Walk to the top of the Empire State Building
  7. See a live taping of The Colbert Report
  8. See a game at Fenway Park
  9. Milk a cow on an Amish farm
  10. Wade through a cranberry bog
  11. Go into a coal mine
  12. Take part in a Civil War reenactment
  13. Race dirt bikes
  14. Make Moonshine
  15. Hitchhike
  16. Learn to Sail
  17. Try my hand at kiteboarding
  18. Pet a sloth
  19. Help out on a plantation
  20. Learn to run a 3 card monte game
  21. Tell Donald Trump "You're Fired."
  22. Be a guest on a talk show
  23. Hang gliding
  24. Be part of a stage illusion
  25. Be in a movie
  26. Experience Comic Con
  27. Go on a lobster boat
  28. Scuba dive in the Atlantic
  29. Drive a race car
  30. Go to an obscure small town festival
  31. River kayak
  32. Geocache in all 48 contiguous states
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  33. Collect honey from a beehive
  34. Scale the lowest highest point in a state
  35. Arkansas Crater of diamonds state park and look for a diamond
  36. Ride the fastest roller coaster in the country
  37. Go through a hedge maze
  38. Catch a firefly
  39. Motorcycle Rally
  40. Ride a cow
  41. Sandboarding
  42. Ride an ostrich
  43. Create a crop circle
  44. Fly fishing
  45. Swamp boat ride with gators
  46. See a movie at the Alamo Draft House
  47. Tour the Crayola Factory
  48. Ben and Jerry's Flavor Graveyard
  49. See a Freak Show
  50. Hike to the bottom of the Grand Canyon


No Air Time:

Hey Team,

I’m a big fan of being around people in general…but I especially like being around large groups of people who have a lot in common with each other and nothing in common with me. Those are always guaranteed learning experiences. And this weekend was no exception.

Set-up in Virginia

It’s amazing how much you can learn about a sport like hang gliding without ever even leaving the ground. (You heard right folks, #23 still stands. More on that later though.) People (and this is true of any of those afore-mentioned learning experiences) throw out a LOT of jargon when they’re in a like-minded environment.

For example I now know what it means if you happen to use terms like “L and V,” “Milk a cloud” or “Ride a thermal.” In fact if you were to say to me, “Well, Brett, it looks like an L and V day but if you can milk that cloud you might be able to ride a thermal.” I’d be less inclined to call the police and have your ass arrested than I would have a week ago.

All of the hang gliders I talked to (the people not the actual gliders…that would be an awkward conversation) were down to earth (especially considering how much time they spend not being…) and friendly and all this weekend did was serve to whet my appetite for the opportunity to actually do some hang gliding.

Launch

Speaking of which, I went to the hang gliding and paragliding festival with Alek this weekend with the blind hope that someone would bring a tandem glider and I’d be able to hitch a ride. No such luck. But here’s an interesting little “Amtrekker Fact” some of you may not know about me: I’m the luckiest man alive. If there’s a prize to be won or a raffle to be entered, then I win. It’s almost not fair so I don’t usually buy raffle tickets anymore.

But luck always finds a way (good or bad, luck is sneaky like that). Alek, literally the guy I met on my very first Amtrekker train ride and the guy that told me I should be at this festival this weekend, won the grand prize instead. (The double threat of being the guy I showed up with AND standing next to me during the number calling was too much for the raffle to fight off.)

The grand prize was a Ten Tow Package at a local aerosports place. Referring to a hang glider being towed by an ultralight to get airborne…not to be confused with Ten Toes. I made that mistake. So, as it turns out, Alek had JUST purchased one of these fairly expensive packages and in an incredible display of generosity decided to call up the aerosports place and trade his prize for a chance for me to fly there…tomorrow!

How cool is that?

So the rest of my day will be spent trying to figure out how the crap I’m going to get to Ridgley, Maryland and back and, weather permitting, this time tomorrow #23 will be no more!

I’m done.

Brett

Welcome to the wonderful world of the kindness of strangers:


Why NOT be a kind stranger?


6 Comments »

  1. Well brother, sounds like you better get moving on 15 so you can do 23! Thats realllly awesome!

    Comment by Jess — September 17, 2007 @ 11:59 am

  2. MMMMMMMMMM…gliding, how nice!!

    Comment by Gevedon — September 17, 2007 @ 12:46 pm

  3. Wowsa! That’s so cool! Can’t wait to hear all about it.

    Comment by Jill — September 17, 2007 @ 2:09 pm

  4. Dear Douchebag,
    Thanks for the birthday wishes, I’ll call you later. I have a friend who works for the Coast Guard here in Boston and he’s doing special training so he can man a lighthouse. I know having permission to sleep there makes it lose some of it’s romance, but it also loses some very plausible “Brett gets arrested” possibilities. He said he’d let you pretend to break in though…

    Comment by georgerocks — September 17, 2007 @ 3:01 pm

  5. First of all…you’re all awesome! Thanks for the support! And second when do I get to sleep in the lighthouse?!?! That’s freakin’ sweet!

    Comment by Brett — September 17, 2007 @ 3:04 pm

  6. So two questions: 1> What’s an L & V?
    and 2> is your motivation to hang glide solely to get to a whitecastle?
    If so, then I’m for it!

    Comment by ilott the douchebag — September 20, 2007 @ 12:27 pm

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