Amtrekker
Hey Team,
I’m an unemployed vagrant. All I have is a backpack full of technology, a shoestring budget and a very important list. When everything is crossed off my list I get to go home! Let me know if you want to trade one of those shoestrings for help. brett@amtrekker.com
See where
Amtrekker's been for the last 366 days.
See where Amtrekker's been for the last 366 days.

  1. Tube down a river
  2. Ride a horse through a covered bridge
  3. Sleep in a lighthouse
  4. Learn survival skills
  5. Enter a hot dog eating contest
  6. Walk to the top of the Empire State Building
  7. See a live taping of The Colbert Report
  8. See a game at Fenway Park
  9. Milk a cow on an Amish farm
  10. Wade through a cranberry bog
  11. Go into a coal mine
  12. Take part in a Civil War reenactment
  13. Race dirt bikes
  14. Make Moonshine
  15. Hitchhike
  16. Learn to Sail
  17. Try my hand at kiteboarding
  18. Pet a sloth
  19. Help out on a plantation
  20. Learn to run a 3 card monte game
  21. Tell Donald Trump "You're Fired."
  22. Be a guest on a talk show
  23. Hang gliding
  24. Be part of a stage illusion
  25. Be in a movie
  26. Experience Comic Con
  27. Go on a lobster boat
  28. Scuba dive in the Atlantic
  29. Drive a race car
  30. Go to an obscure small town festival
  31. River kayak
  32. Geocache in all 48 contiguous states
    Profile for Amtrekker
  33. Collect honey from a beehive
  34. Scale the lowest highest point in a state
  35. Arkansas Crater of diamonds state park and look for a diamond
  36. Ride the fastest roller coaster in the country
  37. Go through a hedge maze
  38. Catch a firefly
  39. Motorcycle Rally
  40. Ride a cow
  41. Sandboarding
  42. Ride an ostrich
  43. Create a crop circle
  44. Fly fishing
  45. Swamp boat ride with gators
  46. See a movie at the Alamo Draft House
  47. Tour the Crayola Factory
  48. Ben and Jerry's Flavor Graveyard
  49. See a Freak Show
  50. Hike to the bottom of the Grand Canyon


Cause of Death: Hanging Out:

Hey Team,

I was really hoping I could get caught up on my emails before I got around to writing the next post. But there’s no way that’s going to happen if you guys still want to know what’s what in the non-stop thrill ride of Amtrekker-ing.

I spent most of yesterday answering those same emails (largely because I was too sore and burnt to do much of anything else) but the day before was epic. Hopping from one thin slice of adventure to the next.

I was sold on the idea that a group of people were going to the lake and hanging out on a giant ten-man raft. Maybe this is my fault but I’m not real good at “hanging out.” Sitting still and I just don’t get along well. So instead of thinking, “I don’t know…we’re just going to sit on a raft in the middle of the lake…why is that fun again?” My brain decided it would be easier to take the news if it just lied to me.

Scared of the driver

So when people said, “hang out” my head translated that back to me as, “Running, jumping, swimming, probably a good solid king of the raft game.” Stupid brain.

It was three guys and four girls (all good friends mind you) lying in the sun letting the current take us where ever. Which is fine, I suppose, for a little while. But it’s tough not to get antsy in a situation like that. Luckily, I can count on my friends to get just as antsy.

All antsynocity (I’ll let you decipher that) problems were quickly solved when we found the wind had taken us to the other side of the lake and didn’t seem to be showing any signs of letting up. That’s roughly the same time it hit home that this particular inflatable island didn’t have any discernable method of propulsion.

The scene you can take away from the next hour and a half of our lives involved seven people frantically swimming against the wind dragging a ten-man raft (that loved nothing more than to be pulled in the opposite direction by the wind) across a lake. Fun.

BUT, with the right people anything can be a good time.

PLUS, after that was volleyball. And I challenge anyone to NOT have fun playing volleyball in the springtime sun next to a lake. Go ahead. I dare you.

Time to get back to those emails.

I’m done.

Brett.





An amtrekker in need is an amtrekker indeed.


Don’t let me stop you.


6 Comments »

  1. Clearly this does not warrant crossing #16 off the list. I would go to the lake but I am worried that my bladder may explode and that leetle feeshes may try to exploit my vulnerability.
    ..and nothing is worse than when a lake-dolphin makes fun of you… (wikipedia new fresh water dolphin species for exciting biological news below!)

    http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/gullible

    Comment by ilott the douchebag — May 6, 2008 @ 3:35 pm

  2. Love the site! The only this is the map in the upper corner doesn’t work properly. I’m not sure if it’s just my computer or not. If you click on “big map,” it doesn’t expand. I’d like to follow the journey. Thanks!

    Ann

    Comment by missannw — May 6, 2008 @ 8:58 pm

  3. While Aaron I’m sure giggled to himself like a 2nd grade girl when he wrote the comment above, what he is missing is there are plenty of fresh-water dolphin species in the world including, but not limited to the dolphins that reside in the Yangtze River in China, the Amazon river, and the Orinoco River. Populations have survived being separated from the rivers after flood season in lakes until the next cycle of flooding brought them back to the river as well. Do your research next time douchebag Ilott.

    Comment by georgerocks — May 7, 2008 @ 10:41 am

  4. @missannw: Sorry, that link is kind of misleading. The map wont get any bigger than when it’s on the page by itself but you can zoom in and out with the bar on the right and drag the image to the place you want it. Hope that helps!

    @georgerocks: Bored now! :)

    Comment by Brett — May 7, 2008 @ 10:45 am

  5. Okay, thanks. I guess I’ll just have to create a big map myself on my living room wall and use giant pushpins!

    Of course I’m kidding. Where would I find giant pushpins?

    Comment by missannw — May 7, 2008 @ 1:03 pm

  6. Haha she’s funny

    Comment by Jess — May 9, 2008 @ 9:05 pm

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