Amtrekker
Hey Team,
I’m an unemployed vagrant. All I have is a backpack full of technology, a shoestring budget and a very important list. When everything is crossed off my list I get to go home! Let me know if you want to trade one of those shoestrings for help. brett@amtrekker.com
See where
Amtrekker's been for the last 465 days.
See where Amtrekker's been for the last 465 days.

  1. Tube down a river
  2. Ride a horse through a covered bridge
  3. Sleep in a lighthouse
  4. Learn survival skills
  5. Enter a hot dog eating contest
  6. Walk to the top of the Empire State Building
  7. See a live taping of The Colbert Report
  8. See a game at Fenway Park
  9. Milk a cow on an Amish farm
  10. Wade through a cranberry bog
  11. Go into a coal mine
  12. Take part in a Civil War reenactment
  13. Race dirt bikes
  14. Make Moonshine
  15. Hitchhike
  16. Learn to Sail
  17. Try my hand at kiteboarding
  18. Pet a sloth
  19. Help out on a plantation
  20. Learn to run a 3 card monte game
  21. Tell Donald Trump "You're Fired."
  22. Be a guest on a talk show
  23. Hang gliding
  24. Be part of a stage illusion
  25. Be in a movie
  26. Experience Comic Con
  27. Go on a lobster boat
  28. Scuba dive in the Atlantic
  29. Drive a race car
  30. Go to an obscure small town festival
  31. River kayak
  32. Geocache in all 48 contiguous states
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  33. Collect honey from a beehive
  34. Scale the lowest highest point in a state
  35. Arkansas Crater of diamonds state park and look for a diamond
  36. Ride the fastest roller coaster in the country
  37. Go through a hedge maze
  38. Catch a firefly
  39. Motorcycle Rally
  40. Ride a cow
  41. Sandboarding
  42. Ride an ostrich
  43. Create a crop circle
  44. Fly fishing
  45. Swamp boat ride with gators
  46. See a movie at the Alamo Draft House
  47. Tour the Crayola Factory
  48. Ben and Jerry's Flavor Graveyard
  49. See a Freak Show
  50. Hike to the bottom of the Grand Canyon


66% Hitched:

Hey Team,

I’m really sorry about the long delay between the last update and this one. But for the record: Where you all see a slacker, I see a great friend.

I had to fly back to California this week to fulfill my “Best Man” duties and got caught up in the wedding week madness of one of my favorite guys on the planet. I’m still on a crazy no sleep streak and I’ve developed an annoying tendency to nod off every time I have to sit still for more than five minutes, but I’m fine if I keep moving. I’m like a hyperactive narcoleptic.

From here on out though it’s business as usual. After today I’m free to go back to the 24/7 adventure schedule that makes life so worth living (and so exhausting). 66% of my closest friends are married now, and I don’t think anyone else will need my presence for another wedding party anytime in the super-near future.

Also, things are going well with the site and I think (if all goes well) there should be a couple little surprises popping up soon in the form of videos.

I hate to leave you guys with nothing but an apology and a site update so I’ll give you a quick photo tour of some of the week’s highlights (of which there were many).

First off, it was GREAT seeing friends and family at the wedding again, but even though I’m nowhere near home it still made me feel like a cheater for being in such a comfortable setting in the middle of my self-imposed exile. For that reason alone I’m really looking forward to getting back out on the road again (and by road I mostly mean rails).

I spent the first couple days on wedding decoration duty, mostly etching champagne flutes for favors and trying not to lose the rings. The rehearsal was VERY long, VERY boring and that lady on the far left kept saying things like, “And then he’ll maybe do this thing with a prayer…I think.” Clueless. But I learned a LOT about Catholic weddings. If only I could remember it. There was something about a magic lasso and some chocolate coins…and then there were eggs and bacon? I’ve been a little punchy lately…let’s just move on.

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Eventually, without much help from the coordinator, the wedding managed to go off without a hitch and the reception was a blast…once the mariachi band left. (No joke.) Here’s a quick shot of the happy couple.

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And the Groomsmen.

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I’m not sure if you can tell, but I’m the dude on the left.

The next day I got to spend a couple hours with my “way-cooler-than-me” parents.

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Amtrekker and Papa Amtrekker

They rode up to the wedding on their motorcycles so the morning after the wedding we went on a pretty long ride through the Napa Valley. I took my Mom’s bike for the better part of the ride but I got to steal my Dad’s new bike for the last half! Awesome.

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And now here I am ensuring the world that the Amtrekker is back in business! I’d just like to leave you all with this one question: What the hell is a Mello Roo?!

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Okay, I’m done.

Brett.

CONGRATULATION JEN AND J-M!!!

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Okay, NOW I’m done.

If you liked this post feel free to buy me a magic lasso or some chocolate coins.


5 Comments »

  1. Nice to hear there’s another person out there surviving on 4 hours of sleep per night just like me! People always make fun of me for constantly falling asleep within 2 minutes of sitting down, but now I can say I’m not the only one! Rock on, I dig your style.

    Comment by Erin — July 23, 2007 @ 7:17 am

  2. SO, no cow riding?
    Congrats J-M if you read this!

    Comment by Jess — July 23, 2007 @ 9:32 am

  3. No no no…You’ve obviously confused Wonder Woman with a Catholic wedding. It’s a chocolate lasso and magic coins.

    Comment by Erik — July 23, 2007 @ 2:52 pm

  4. Mello Roos are a tax imposed related to the construction of infrastructure (public roads, parks, sewage/water, schools etc) generally in new McCommunities. : “This district has chosen to seek public financing through the sale of bonds for the purpose of financing certain public improvements and services. The tax you pay is used to make the payments of principal and interest on the bonds.”

    Comment by tom — August 1, 2007 @ 9:50 pm

  5. damn your dad is waaay smarter than you. he he.

    Comment by jmdlc44 — August 7, 2007 @ 4:19 am

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