Amtrekker
Hey Team,
I’m an unemployed vagrant. All I have is a backpack full of technology, a shoestring budget and a very important list. When everything is crossed off my list I get to go home! Let me know if you want to trade one of those shoestrings for help. brett@amtrekker.com
See where
Amtrekker's been for the last 366 days.
See where Amtrekker's been for the last 366 days.

  1. Tube down a river
  2. Ride a horse through a covered bridge
  3. Sleep in a lighthouse
  4. Learn survival skills
  5. Enter a hot dog eating contest
  6. Walk to the top of the Empire State Building
  7. See a live taping of The Colbert Report
  8. See a game at Fenway Park
  9. Milk a cow on an Amish farm
  10. Wade through a cranberry bog
  11. Go into a coal mine
  12. Take part in a Civil War reenactment
  13. Race dirt bikes
  14. Make Moonshine
  15. Hitchhike
  16. Learn to Sail
  17. Try my hand at kiteboarding
  18. Pet a sloth
  19. Help out on a plantation
  20. Learn to run a 3 card monte game
  21. Tell Donald Trump "You're Fired."
  22. Be a guest on a talk show
  23. Hang gliding
  24. Be part of a stage illusion
  25. Be in a movie
  26. Experience Comic Con
  27. Go on a lobster boat
  28. Scuba dive in the Atlantic
  29. Drive a race car
  30. Go to an obscure small town festival
  31. River kayak
  32. Geocache in all 48 contiguous states
    Profile for Amtrekker
  33. Collect honey from a beehive
  34. Scale the lowest highest point in a state
  35. Arkansas Crater of diamonds state park and look for a diamond
  36. Ride the fastest roller coaster in the country
  37. Go through a hedge maze
  38. Catch a firefly
  39. Motorcycle Rally
  40. Ride a cow
  41. Sandboarding
  42. Ride an ostrich
  43. Create a crop circle
  44. Fly fishing
  45. Swamp boat ride with gators
  46. See a movie at the Alamo Draft House
  47. Tour the Crayola Factory
  48. Ben and Jerry's Flavor Graveyard
  49. See a Freak Show
  50. Hike to the bottom of the Grand Canyon


Where’s Charles Atlas When You Need Him?:

Hey Team,

OMG SANDBOARDING FTW LOL JK! (Um…I have NO idea what that means. Let’s try again.)

A very long time ago I promised some friends I would be back in California this weekend (on account of one of my best friends has a birthday just a few days before mine and we usually do something biggish for the birthday weekend i.e. THIS weekend) not knowing what may be in store. The only info I had going for me was that I knew it involved the list so it could only be one of 26 activities. But even if I had known EXACTLY what we were going to do today I still would have been blown away!

Check this out!

Amtrekker Sandboards!

Awesome. Just awesome. Period. (Do I have to write out period or does the period count as “period?” Oh well, more emphasis can’t hurt.)

Nate, Saadia, Cody, Rebecca and Erica all MADE their own sandboards PLUS one for me(!) and slapped the Amtrekker logo across all six!!!

And that’s just where it started. We went to Sand City, CA (I was blindfolded for the better part of the morning despite my repeated complaints of boredom.)

Stupid Blindfold.

during an absolutely beautiful day and then spent the first several hours making fools of ourselves. You’d think things would have gone smoother; I would consider us all fairly accomplished snowboarders.

Turns out sand doesn’t quite follow the same rules as snow. There was a lot of falling involved and a fair amount of tumbling down huge sand dunes. Let’s just say that I may not be a 98 pound weakling but it didn’t stop me from getting a face-full of sand. In fact, I would venture to say that I’ll probably be in a lot of pain tomorrow.

It didn’t help that the next hour was spent sumo wrestling. (I honestly have no idea how excursions with friends ALWAYS end up degrading into a wrestling match.)

I lost…so that’s all we’ll talk about that.

However, now that I think about it, we should back up just a little bit so I can point out that I won every single sandboard race. There. Moving on.

The waves were huge and the day was beautiful so Nate, Cody and I decided to jump into that freezing beast those crazy kids call the Pacific only to get POUNDED by a couple choice waves and immediately jump back out. (There’s an offshore storm bringing in killer [as in deadly not CA slang] waves…they even called a Mavericks competition.)

All in all: an incredible day with some great people and an epic way to cross something off the list. Goodbye number 41. Thanks for the day, team!

I’m done.

Brett.

If you enjoy the trekking feel free to buy me some bengay for tomorrow.


Don’t let me stop you.


7 Comments »

  1. Love those Amtrekker sandboards! I was trying to figure out what they had planned for you. I knew it had to do with the california beaches, but what a great suprise with the boards. sounds like a great time with the ole friends. LOL

    Comment by Momamtrekker — January 13, 2008 @ 1:12 am

  2. Seriously? LOL? Who typed that for you Momamtrekker?

    Comment by Brett — January 13, 2008 @ 3:23 am

  3. I did thank you very much! love mom

    Comment by Momamtrekker — January 13, 2008 @ 9:25 am

  4. HAH…I am soooo impressed with those boards!! They look so good, nice job guys. Sounds like it was tons of fun :)

    Comment by Jess — January 13, 2008 @ 4:30 pm

  5. Love the boards!! Don’t forget to cross off #41 from your list!

    Comment by Kristy — January 14, 2008 @ 10:45 am

  6. Thanks! Good catch, Kristy.

    Comment by Brett — January 14, 2008 @ 12:58 pm

  7. Am I kidding me!? That’s ridiculously awesome! Sounds like these friends of yours are also accomplished veterans in bad-assery. I hope you got podcast footage of yourself getting a mouthful of sand-wich! Get it? Oh man, I kill me!

    Comment by ilott the douchebag — January 20, 2008 @ 1:17 pm

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