Amtrekker
Hey Team,
I’m an unemployed vagrant. All I have is a backpack full of technology, a shoestring budget and a very important list. When everything is crossed off my list I get to go home! Let me know if you want to trade one of those shoestrings for help. brett@amtrekker.com
See where
Amtrekker's been for the last 464 days.
See where Amtrekker's been for the last 464 days.

  1. Tube down a river
  2. Ride a horse through a covered bridge
  3. Sleep in a lighthouse
  4. Learn survival skills
  5. Enter a hot dog eating contest
  6. Walk to the top of the Empire State Building
  7. See a live taping of The Colbert Report
  8. See a game at Fenway Park
  9. Milk a cow on an Amish farm
  10. Wade through a cranberry bog
  11. Go into a coal mine
  12. Take part in a Civil War reenactment
  13. Race dirt bikes
  14. Make Moonshine
  15. Hitchhike
  16. Learn to Sail
  17. Try my hand at kiteboarding
  18. Pet a sloth
  19. Help out on a plantation
  20. Learn to run a 3 card monte game
  21. Tell Donald Trump "You're Fired."
  22. Be a guest on a talk show
  23. Hang gliding
  24. Be part of a stage illusion
  25. Be in a movie
  26. Experience Comic Con
  27. Go on a lobster boat
  28. Scuba dive in the Atlantic
  29. Drive a race car
  30. Go to an obscure small town festival
  31. River kayak
  32. Geocache in all 48 contiguous states
    Profile for Amtrekker
  33. Collect honey from a beehive
  34. Scale the lowest highest point in a state
  35. Arkansas Crater of diamonds state park and look for a diamond
  36. Ride the fastest roller coaster in the country
  37. Go through a hedge maze
  38. Catch a firefly
  39. Motorcycle Rally
  40. Ride a cow
  41. Sandboarding
  42. Ride an ostrich
  43. Create a crop circle
  44. Fly fishing
  45. Swamp boat ride with gators
  46. See a movie at the Alamo Draft House
  47. Tour the Crayola Factory
  48. Ben and Jerry's Flavor Graveyard
  49. See a Freak Show
  50. Hike to the bottom of the Grand Canyon


Y’all Come Back Now…:

Hey Team,

Wow…rough travel week.

Okay...fine. I will. Stupid dinosaur

Just when I thought I had recovered from that 43-hour marathon of suck, I end up in a westbound car for a solid 22 straight hours of travel time. As a result y’all (Texas hasn’t worn off yet.) are just going to have to stop being all snooty about this weeks sporadic updates.

And since we’re on the subject of updates…here’s the important bit.

The Alamo Drafthouse is god’s gift to movie going debauchery. (And by debauchery I mostly mean pizza and drinks.)

And even cooler than being served food and drinks inside a plush movie theater with a full service wait staff is the fact that the Drafthouse doesn’t just waste its time on the newest trashiest excuse for cultural entertainment…they also spend some time on old trashy cultural entertainment.

The day before I left Austin (I wish I could tell you what day that was but everything kind of bleeds together when you live 40 hour days.) I went to a midnight showing of Home Alone to cross number 46 off my list!

Now, this was no average showing of Home Alone. This was what the Drafthouse folks call the Master Pancake Theater showing of Home Alone. For those of you “in the know” it was like a live version of MST3K! For those of you not “in the know” it was basically four comedians sitting in the front row making fun of the movie the whole time you’re watching it.

I understand the potential for lame that exists in that explanation but it was honestly, in a word…hilarious. And “the funny” was made even better by the company I was keeping. Some people from Team Amtrekker along with a few couch surfers came out and met up with me at the theater and made the night a total blast! (So thanks a ton to The Emilys, Greg, Josh, Rachel and Jacob!)

A lot of the stuff on my list made it on there simply because I was born in the wrong time or place. I missed out on the era of Freak Shows and Moonshiners but there’s no reason every fair sized city in America shouldn’t have a theater comparable to this one that deals in such a high quality experience.

Bottom line: I left Austin a happy camper, only sad that I had to miss out on Vide-oke (I think you guys can figure that one out).

In other news: I just had my first In-N-Out burger in five months!!! Delicious.

That's what a haammburger's allll about

I’m done.

Brett.

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11 Comments »

  1. Hey Brett! I just had my first In-N-Out burger in…Uh…Well, let’s just say it hasn’t been five months, but it’s been a while (over a month). It’s funny how we take those things for granted here. Keep trekkin’ and I’ll keep living vicariously through you.

    Comment by Erik — December 18, 2007 @ 2:26 am

  2. I haven’t had an In-N-Out burger since early October of 2006. You boys can just go to hell, or send me a 5×5 animal style with the quickness…

    Comment by georgerocks — December 18, 2007 @ 9:29 am

  3. I wish there was an IN-N-Out Burger here in Arkadelphia. Phoenix was becoming cool and opened a few before I left, but the south hasn’t caught onto the trend yet. Where are you meeting your family?

    Comment by erose1110 — December 18, 2007 @ 2:05 pm

  4. This forced me to go to In-N-Out today.

    Comment by Jess — December 19, 2007 @ 12:15 am

  5. mmmmm, that picture which the burger makes me hungry…

    Comment by Danielle — December 20, 2007 @ 12:04 pm

  6. That dinosaur is Hi-larious! She was all like ” go back to california,” and you were all like “My double double double is made of brontosaurus meat, floosie snake-o-giraffe”… aha… ahh… guess you would had to have been there…

    Georgerocks. Draft a will before that 5×5, and put the gnarflight with my names on it. booyah!

    Comment by ilott the douchebag — December 21, 2007 @ 2:57 pm

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