Amtrekker
Hey Team,
I’m an unemployed vagrant. All I have is a backpack full of technology, a shoestring budget and a very important list. When everything is crossed off my list I get to go home! Let me know if you want to trade one of those shoestrings for help. brett@amtrekker.com
See where
Amtrekker's been for the last 506 days.
See where Amtrekker's been for the last 506 days.

  1. Tube down a river
  2. Ride a horse through a covered bridge
  3. Sleep in a lighthouse
  4. Learn survival skills
  5. Enter a hot dog eating contest
  6. Walk to the top of the Empire State Building
  7. See a live taping of The Colbert Report
  8. See a game at Fenway Park
  9. Milk a cow on an Amish farm
  10. Wade through a cranberry bog
  11. Go into a coal mine
  12. Take part in a Civil War reenactment
  13. Race dirt bikes
  14. Make Moonshine
  15. Hitchhike
  16. Learn to Sail
  17. Try my hand at kiteboarding
  18. Pet a sloth
  19. Help out on a plantation
  20. Learn to run a 3 card monte game
  21. Tell Donald Trump "You're Fired."
  22. Be a guest on a talk show
  23. Hang gliding
  24. Be part of a stage illusion
  25. Be in a movie
  26. Experience Comic Con
  27. Go on a lobster boat
  28. SCUBA dive in the Atlantic
  29. Drive a race car
  30. Go to an obscure small town festival
  31. River kayak
  32. Geocache in all 48 contiguous states
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  33. Collect honey from a beehive
  34. Scale the lowest highest point in a state
  35. Arkansas Crater of diamonds state park and look for a diamond
  36. Ride the fastest roller coaster in the country
  37. Go through a hedge maze
  38. Catch a firefly
  39. Motorcycle Rally
  40. Ride a cow
  41. Sandboarding
  42. Ride an ostrich
  43. Create a crop circle
  44. Fly fishing
  45. Swamp boat ride with gators
  46. See a movie at the Alamo Draft House
  47. Tour the Crayola Factory
  48. Ben and Jerry's Flavor Graveyard
  49. See a Freak Show
  50. Hike to the bottom of the Grand Canyon


Philadelphia - The Bad:

Hey Team,

Pretend you’re in a strange town. You don’t know anyone. You don’t know where you are, how you got there or how you’re getting to the next place (What place? You don’t know that either.).

You do however, know that:

1. There will be Firworks in three hours.
And
2. You have a place to stay as soon as you make a phone call.

Now, pretend you are an idiot that decided to travel the entire country for months and didn’t bring a cell phone charger. While you had you eyes closed, (Yes, you should always have your eyes closed when pretending. And don’t give me those lame “I can’t read with my eyes closed” excuses.) picturing the situation, did you happen to hear the thunder or feel the pouring rain?

As much fun as that sounds I was actually SOAKING wet and miserable. I know, tough to believe, right? All I really knew was that I wasn’t going to be able to find a cell charger where I was (no hotel lost and founds near by) and it was starting to rain harder. So I asked the nearest policeman where the nearest train station was and he pointed to the nearest street and said, “Walk that way.”

Drenched and hungry I stood in front of the train scheduling board and looked for something promising. Perfect! A train bound for Atlantic City was leaving in a little under an hour! Expecting an all night sin-fest equivalent to Las Vegas I figured the place would be hopping and I’d be able to meet someone that would let me stretch out on their floor and take a nap.

Turns out, Atlantic City is NOTHING like Vegas! Time out. That’s a little harsh. There are similarities. I would say Atlantic City is the boring man’s Vegas. Everything was closed when I got there, there was no where to lay down and I still hadn’t slept in almost forty hours. Every time I sat down anywhere I instantly fell asleep…right before someone would wake me up and tell me they were closing and I had to leave. Sucked!

So back to the train station which forced me back through Philly and onward and upward to Boston where I’ve met people who are without a doubt 100 times more generous than anyone I would have ever hoped to meet on this trip!

But for now…

I’m done.

Brett.

1 Comment »

  1. You’re always done. Can’t you be finished ever?
    Anyways, I have been there/done that with the 40-hrs-and-no-sleep thing. How are you still alive??? I know I slightly fell asleep in some quite dangerous places during my sleepwalking zombie adventure. And it literally felt as though I was in some unreal dreamworld, or high, or whatever. Clueless, slurring, dreamy. Yeah.

    Comment by nickola — August 24, 2007 @ 6:22 pm

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