Amtrekker
Hey Team,
I’m an unemployed vagrant. All I have is a backpack full of technology, a shoestring budget and a very important list. When everything is crossed off my list I get to go home! Let me know if you want to trade one of those shoestrings for help. brett@amtrekker.com
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  1. Tube down a river
  2. Ride a horse through a covered bridge
  3. Sleep in a lighthouse
  4. Learn survival skills
  5. Enter a hot dog eating contest
  6. Walk to the top of the Empire State Building
  7. See a live taping of The Colbert Report
  8. See a game at Fenway Park
  9. Milk a cow on an Amish farm
  10. Wade through a cranberry bog
  11. Go into a coal mine
  12. Take part in a Civil War reenactment
  13. Race dirt bikes
  14. Make Moonshine
  15. Hitchhike
  16. Learn to Sail
  17. Try my hand at kiteboarding
  18. Pet a sloth
  19. Help out on a plantation
  20. Learn to run a 3 card monte game
  21. Tell Donald Trump "You're Fired."
  22. Be a guest on a talk show
  23. Hang gliding
  24. Be part of a stage illusion
  25. Be in a movie
  26. Experience Comic Con
  27. Go on a lobster boat
  28. Scuba dive in the Atlantic
  29. Drive a race car
  30. Go to an obscure small town festival
  31. River kayak
  32. Geocache in all 48 contiguous states
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  33. Collect honey from a beehive
  34. Scale the lowest highest point in a state
  35. Arkansas Crater of diamonds state park and look for a diamond
  36. Ride the fastest roller coaster in the country
  37. Go through a hedge maze
  38. Catch a firefly
  39. Motorcycle Rally
  40. Ride a cow
  41. Sandboarding
  42. Ride an ostrich
  43. Create a crop circle
  44. Fly fishing
  45. Swamp boat ride with gators
  46. See a movie at the Alamo Draft House
  47. Tour the Crayola Factory
  48. Ben and Jerry's Flavor Graveyard
  49. See a Freak Show
  50. Hike to the bottom of the Grand Canyon


#47 Tour the Crayola Factory [podcast]:

Hey Team,

Here’s the podcast where Amtrekker takes a road trip to Easton, PA to tour the Crayola Factory and exercise a couple dormant creative muscles.

Guest starring Ace the wonder monkey and Mr. Rogers’ shirt!

Enjoy!

I’m done.

Brett.

If you can’t help me get an “Amtrekker Green” crayon, then maybe you should just donate.


Come on, it’ll be fun!


This entry was posted on Tuesday, November 13th, 2007 at 6:41 pm.

12 Comments »

  1. DAT WUS A GUD ONE!

    I bet it would be easier to leave Boston if they would stop locking you out of your pants!

    Comment by Mikey — November 13, 2007 @ 8:17 pm

  2. Don’t let this take away from the main point of the video, which I enjoyed as always. 1. The white employee with blond hair at the Crayola factory, man or women? 2. I think I know the answer to your last question of the video. Horny.

    Comment by TheKendall — November 13, 2007 @ 8:27 pm

  3. yay!! Thanks for answering my question. The Crayola Factory seems like a really cool place and that Mr. Rogers. What a lucky guy for getting to make the 1,000,000,000th crayon.

    Comment by Inland Empress — November 13, 2007 @ 8:54 pm

  4. Chells Bells decided to drive you to Pennsylvannia because you’re friends with ME. GO TEAM DOUCHEBAG!

    Comment by georgerocks — November 14, 2007 @ 1:11 pm

  5. George always finds a way to bring it back to…well..George. For example-

    “wow these fall colors are fantastic!”
    George says- “you know why they change color, cuz I told ‘em to!” “I’m GEORGE PECHMAN!”

    Comment by Mikey — November 14, 2007 @ 2:40 pm

  6. The good news is I’m training a talking parrot to say “I’m George Pechmann. My Visa number is….”

    Then G$’s (slightly more attractive) doppleganger orders the cunning ilott a new plasma screen tv, now in 1080i! Thank you rodrigo! (the bird)

    Comment by ilott the douchebag — November 14, 2007 @ 4:01 pm

  7. TheKendall, I’m going to put my money on man…but it’s definitely not a sure bet.

    Inland Empress, You’re welcome! Thanks for the question and glad you saw the answer!

    The rest of you douchebags, thanks for the clothes. I’d be dead in a ditch in Maine right now without the help.

    Comment by Brett — November 15, 2007 @ 1:34 am

  8. If you die I dibs the hat. Auction on e-bay!

    Comment by Mikey — November 15, 2007 @ 6:23 pm

  9. Michael Gunnuscio, Michael Gunnuscio, Michael Gunnuscio, is a capitalist pig…

    Comment by georgerocks — November 28, 2007 @ 3:20 pm

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