Stylish Dead Folks

Stylish Dead Folks

Hey Team, Between twitter making me lazy and being stuck in a hearse for a week (Who would have ever thought I’d have the opportunity to say that and mean it?) there hasn’t been much new info up here in the last few days. But SO much has happened and so much is in the…

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Crop Circling

Crop Circling

Hey Team, Here’s the rest of the crop circle adventure. On day two Amber and I spent a little over an hour outlining the crop circle design using stakes and 1000 ft of cheap twine I picked up at the local dollar store. After the entire thing was laid out and the string pulled tight…

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Pinko Commie Crops

Pinko Commie Crops

Hey Team, Sorry for keeping you guys in the dark during the whole crop circle adventure. I’ve been living life without the internet all week and let me just be the first to say, “A life without the internet is no life at all.” Now I’m in the backseat of a Subaru with two spaniels…

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Set Your Calendars!

Set Your Calendars!

Hey Team, I couldn’t decide if I wanted to call this post “Set Your Calendars” or “The End Is Near!” But in the grand style of ridiculous optimism befitting Amtrekker I’m hoping this will just be a new beginning for the next chapter in the life of Brett and not an “end.” Whether or not…

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Back on the Train

Back on the Train

Hey Team, It’s official, for the first time in MONTHS I’m back on a train! Man I missed these things. Lots of legroom, a little outlet right next to my seat for Charley to suck dry, and seats wider than my tiny little backside. Style. I wasn’t able to pull together enough cash for another…

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American Rail Passes…FOR AMERICANS!

American Rail Passes…FOR AMERICANS!

Hey Team, In the process of trying to figure out how I’m going to get from California to Michigan in the next few days I made a startling discovery! There was a time not so very long ago (this was true within the last six months) that Amtrak didn’t actually allow residents of the US…

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#42 Ride an Ostrich! [podcast]

#42 Ride an Ostrich! [podcast]

Hey Team, If you like watching me do stupid things (and I know you do) then you’re going to like this one… “Amtrekker travels to Virginia City, NV to take part in the 49th Annual International Camel Races (Specifically the ostrich racing portion of the weekend)! Watch as a terrified Brett mans up and falls…

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