Amtrekker
Hey Team,
I’m an unemployed vagrant. All I have is a backpack full of technology, a shoestring budget and a very important list. When everything is crossed off my list I get to go home! Let me know if you want to trade one of those shoestrings for help. brett@amtrekker.com
See where Amtrekker's been for the last 366 days.
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  1. Tube down a river
  2. Ride a horse through a covered bridge
  3. Sleep in a lighthouse
  4. Learn survival skills
  5. Enter a hot dog eating contest
  6. Walk to the top of the Empire State Building
  7. See a live taping of The Colbert Report
  8. See a game at Fenway Park
  9. Milk a cow on an Amish farm
  10. Wade through a cranberry bog
  11. Go into a coal mine
  12. Take part in a Civil War reenactment
  13. Race dirt bikes
  14. Make Moonshine
  15. Hitchhike
  16. Learn to Sail
  17. Try my hand at kiteboarding
  18. Pet a sloth
  19. Help out on a plantation
  20. Learn to run a 3 card monte game
  21. Tell Donald Trump "You're Fired."
  22. Be a guest on a talk show
  23. Hang gliding
  24. Be part of a stage illusion
  25. Be in a movie
  26. Experience Comic Con
  27. Go on a lobster boat
  28. Scuba dive in the Atlantic
  29. Drive a race car
  30. Go to an obscure small town festival
  31. River kayak
  32. Geocache in all 48 contiguous states
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  33. Collect honey from a beehive
  34. Scale the lowest highest point in a state
  35. Arkansas Crater of diamonds state park and look for a diamond
  36. Ride the fastest roller coaster in the country
  37. Go through a hedge maze
  38. Catch a firefly
  39. Motorcycle Rally
  40. Ride a cow
  41. Sandboarding
  42. Ride an ostrich
  43. Create a crop circle
  44. Fly fishing
  45. Swamp boat ride with gators
  46. See a movie at the Alamo Draft House
  47. Tour the Crayola Factory
  48. Ben and Jerry's Flavor Graveyard
  49. See a Freak Show
  50. Hike to the bottom of the Grand Canyon


#7 See a Live Taping of The Colbert Report! [podcast]:

Hey Team,

It’s HERE! Wait no longer!

Amtrekker travels to New York to see a live taping of The Colbert Report but his podcast is foiled when security takes away his video camera!

What are they hiding from America!

Canned laughter ensues.

Annnd, here’s the YouTube link!

Thanks!

I’m done.

Brett.





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This entry was posted on Saturday, May 3rd, 2008 at 2:21 pm.

11 Comments »

  1. Brett,

    Are you serious…even airport security will let you on a plane with a camera. What are they hiding? You answered the question about how you wash your pants…but I’m curious…how/when do you wash your soccer shorts?

    Comment by jenninva — May 3, 2008 @ 3:11 pm

  2. Amtrekker Fans,

    I would like to confirm for you that Brett did indeed wear soccer shorts under his jeans in high school. He referred to the look as “athlete in a can.”

    Comment by Josh — May 3, 2008 @ 3:28 pm

  3. Brett, I like the way your ears twitch when you’re pretending to be angry.

    Comment by Inland Empress — May 3, 2008 @ 3:52 pm

  4. This just in! Popamtrekker quoted as say…”A suit coat and tie, that was not the Amtrekker!” as well as “This thinly vailed imposter was far to handsome to be my son!”

    Comment by Popamtrekker — May 3, 2008 @ 5:18 pm

  5. Brett: With or without a tie, You are still #1 Grandson to me and Grandpa. Handsome as ever. And don’t you forget it. Gramamtrekker.

    Comment by Grandma and Grandpa — May 3, 2008 @ 9:20 pm

  6. This is a super duper podcast!! I heart it.

    Comment by Jill — May 4, 2008 @ 7:38 pm

  7. I guess you really do have laughter in a can…

    I thought you meant it metaphorically.

    But the really important question is that are you wearing any pants underneath that desk… Empirical evidence suggests no.

    Comment by Judy — May 4, 2008 @ 9:26 pm

  8. Oh my, Dats a Good ‘en! Do you think Steve T and his cronies will ever view it? Let us hope so. If you don’t support the amtrekker, you don’t support the troops, which means you are a terrorist!

    Comment by Mikey — May 5, 2008 @ 1:18 pm

  9. S.T.C. is a saint! Your profligate diatribes against Esteban’s character are blasphemous! That he may (allegedly) be in cahoots with a vigilanty, militant group of bears is an outrageous and unfounded accusation! Steven Colbert is no Bearrorist…and the reason I know this is that… Elliot Spitzer and I were with him that night. Prepare for suits of law, my slanderous foes! Suits. Of. Law.

    Comment by ilott the douchebag — May 6, 2008 @ 3:23 pm

  10. @jenniva: Magic!

    @Josh: Thanks for backing me up buddy!

    @Inland Empress: PRETENDING?!?!

    @Popamtrekker: Ouch. Just, ouch.

    @Jill: THANKS!

    @Judy: Empirical evidence is often closer to fact than we may or may not want to admit…

    @Mikey: Yeah! So there!

    @ilott the douchebag: Bring it sister!

    Comment by Brett — May 7, 2008 @ 10:52 am

  11. Teddy Bear! Friggin’ hilarious…

    I do recall that soccer shorts came in handy during the Marathon Monday Madness…

    Comment by jessers — May 8, 2008 @ 4:37 am

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