Amtrekker
Hey Team,
I’m an unemployed vagrant. All I have is a backpack full of technology, a shoestring budget and a very important list. When everything is crossed off my list I get to go home! Let me know if you want to trade one of those shoestrings for help. brett@amtrekker.com
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Amtrekker's been for the last 366 days.
See where Amtrekker's been for the last 366 days.

  1. Tube down a river
  2. Ride a horse through a covered bridge
  3. Sleep in a lighthouse
  4. Learn survival skills
  5. Enter a hot dog eating contest
  6. Walk to the top of the Empire State Building
  7. See a live taping of The Colbert Report
  8. See a game at Fenway Park
  9. Milk a cow on an Amish farm
  10. Wade through a cranberry bog
  11. Go into a coal mine
  12. Take part in a Civil War reenactment
  13. Race dirt bikes
  14. Make Moonshine
  15. Hitchhike
  16. Learn to Sail
  17. Try my hand at kiteboarding
  18. Pet a sloth
  19. Help out on a plantation
  20. Learn to run a 3 card monte game
  21. Tell Donald Trump "You're Fired."
  22. Be a guest on a talk show
  23. Hang gliding
  24. Be part of a stage illusion
  25. Be in a movie
  26. Experience Comic Con
  27. Go on a lobster boat
  28. Scuba dive in the Atlantic
  29. Drive a race car
  30. Go to an obscure small town festival
  31. River kayak
  32. Geocache in all 48 contiguous states
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  33. Collect honey from a beehive
  34. Scale the lowest highest point in a state
  35. Arkansas Crater of diamonds state park and look for a diamond
  36. Ride the fastest roller coaster in the country
  37. Go through a hedge maze
  38. Catch a firefly
  39. Motorcycle Rally
  40. Ride a cow
  41. Sandboarding
  42. Ride an ostrich
  43. Create a crop circle
  44. Fly fishing
  45. Swamp boat ride with gators
  46. See a movie at the Alamo Draft House
  47. Tour the Crayola Factory
  48. Ben and Jerry's Flavor Graveyard
  49. See a Freak Show
  50. Hike to the bottom of the Grand Canyon


Sweeping the Empire [updated with pictures!]:

Hey Team,

I always thought “Super Tuesday” was a stupid title. But after a few experiences in the last 24 hours I can guarantee that today is, indeed, super. Last week I was at wits end for how I was going to get to walk to the top of the Empire State Building and in fact, for months, I’ve been hailing number 6 as the toughest thing on the list to make happen. (Now I have to pick a new “toughest”)

The stairwells of the Empire State Building are mandated closed by the New York Fire Marshal 364 days a year (365 on leap years) so to walk to the top I was either going to have to enter the annual race to the top or cheat. (Not a fan of cheating.) Turned out entering the race wasn’t an option either. A week ago I emailed Sara Hunninghake and Steve Boland and asked them if I’d be able to volunteer on race day in the hopes that could be translated into me getting to walk to the top.

Soooo tall.

I think my exact words were something like, “I was wondering if there was anyway I could get involved with the race the NYRR [New York Road Runners] are putting on next week. I would be absolutely willing to do WHATEVER is necessary to make this happen. Whether it be losing miserably in a race, helping with organizational duties on race day or mopping up post race runner vomit.”

In the end (and by end I mean middle) I got to show up at the Empire State Building yesterday morning at 7am to help out.

The Totally Rad Volunteer

However, two hours later I had been shut down several times on the walk-to-the-top front. People kept saying, “No.” And for some reason I think they thought I would accept that as an answer.

Finally Shawn Mason came to my rescue. He said that they usually have someone walk the course from the top down after the race to make sure no one is left in the stairwell but if I REALLY wanted to I could volunteer to check the course from the bottom up. I’ll give you one guess how I answered. Here’s a hint: It started with a Ka and ended with a KOW!

About five minutes after the last race I started to walk up the stairs, occasionally mounting my gorilla pod on the banister so I could get a shot of me walking up the stairs (exhausting…that didn’t last past the 30th floor). Eventually I caught up to the guy in last place and felt bad on account of I didn’t want him to feel pressured to keep moving if he needed rest.

Y'know...just in case.

BUT, because I was so close to the guy in last AND because all the NYRR folks had heard my story by this time I had a wall of people cheering for me as I reached the observation deck at the Empire State Building. Also, this seemed to confuse the photographer for the New York Times and she started madly snapping pictures assuming I was the last man to finish the race. (In jeans and a t-shirt while holding a jacket and a camcorder no less. Everyone else was in unitards and running shoes.)

Oh, AND I met someone that works for the Colbert Report!

Good day.

I’m done.

Brett.
Feel free to help me cross ANOTHER one off the list!


Don’t let me stop you.


7 Comments »

  1. Ohhh I love this story!! School has free New York Times laying around everywhere…I’m going to look first thing in the morning!

    I think your new toughest should be the ostrich one. I hate that one, your going to get super beat up by a BIRD.

    Don’t forget to cross off number six! Love you brother!

    Comment by Jess — February 6, 2008 @ 12:56 am

  2. Hey man! That’s so totally freaky awesome I can’t stand it! How long did the whole climb actually take? I think the toughest one is going to be making moonshine, because people who illegally distill their own booze usually shoot friendly strangers on sight. Also, if you make it back to NorCal my friend Minnie the Google badass is a kite-boarder and she would definitely help you out with number 17.

    Comment by georgerocks — February 6, 2008 @ 8:02 am

  3. Your legs must be freakishly huge by now.

    Comment by TheKendall — February 6, 2008 @ 1:39 pm

  4. So, 1. It took me about half an hour but I wasn’t exactly rushing. and 2. Yes. Yes, they are huge.

    …hopefully the swelling will go down tomorrow.

    Comment by Brett — February 6, 2008 @ 4:33 pm

  5. Yeah! but were you the last runner?

    Comment by Popamtrekker — February 6, 2008 @ 5:48 pm

  6. ARRRRGGH!!!

    Comment by Brett — February 6, 2008 @ 5:57 pm

  7. I am really hoping to see wheezing, overreactiony, whining Brett footage- now that’s a quality podcast! “Oh my god, I’m dying. My heart is like a hummingbird being chased by a cat. I for really real think (gasp) I (gasp) am (gasp..and long wheeze..Good, push it out) dying. If you made fun of yourself as much as G, M, and I do people would put you under suicide watch. Podcast #42-60…brett paces to and fro in the padded room. Back in my day, we ran up empire state buildings every day to get to school, in the snow, up steps both ways, only to have our knuckles beaten with hickory pointers and rulers and pointy hickory rulers…
    pffshh! kids these days and their high falutin’, knows-it-all attitubes….

    Comment by ilott the douchebag — February 14, 2008 @ 7:26 pm

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