Amtrekker
Hey Team,
I’m an unemployed vagrant. All I have is a backpack full of technology, a shoestring budget and a very important list. When everything is crossed off my list I get to go home! Let me know if you want to trade one of those shoestrings for help. brett@amtrekker.com
See where
Amtrekker went during those 479 days.
See where Amtrekker went those 479 days.

  1. Tube down a river
  2. Ride a horse through a covered bridge
  3. Sleep in a lighthouse
  4. Learn survival skills
  5. Enter a hot dog eating contest
  6. Walk to the top of the Empire State Building
  7. See a live taping of The Colbert Report
  8. See a game at Fenway Park
  9. Milk a cow on an Amish farm
  10. Wade through a cranberry bog
  11. Go into a coal mine
  12. Take part in a Civil War reenactment
  13. Race dirt bikes
  14. Make Moonshine
  15. Hitchhike
  16. Learn to Sail
  17. Try my hand at kiteboarding
  18. Pet a sloth
  19. Help out on a plantation
  20. Learn to run a 3 card monte game
  21. Tell Donald Trump "You're Fired."
  22. Be a guest on a talk show
  23. Hang gliding
  24. Be part of a stage illusion
  25. Be in a movie
  26. Experience Comic Con
  27. Go on a lobster boat
  28. SCUBA dive in the Atlantic
  29. Drive a race car
  30. Go to an obscure small town festival
  31. River kayak
  32. Geocache in all 48 contiguous states
  33. Collect honey from a beehive
  34. Scale the lowest highest point in a state
  35. Arkansas Crater of diamonds state park and look for a diamond
  36. Ride the fastest roller coaster in the country
  37. Go through a hedge maze
  38. Catch a firefly
  39. Motorcycle Rally
  40. Ride a cow
  41. Sandboarding
  42. Ride an ostrich
  43. Create a crop circle
  44. Fly fishing
  45. Swamp boat ride with gators
  46. See a movie at the Alamo Draft House
  47. Tour the Crayola Factory
  48. Ben and Jerry's Flavor Graveyard
  49. See a Freak Show
  50. Hike to the bottom of the Grand Canyon


Talk Show Eating Contest (wait…that sounds wrong):

Hey Team,

I don’t have time to tell you all how awesome my experience with Fox Business and the “Happy Hour” crew was but suffice it to say I can’t thank Paul, Jen, Nicole, Tracy and (to a lesser degree that cheater) Cody enough. I found a spontaneous ride to Chicago tonight in an effort to get closer to Kentucky and a coal so I’ll give them all a proper blogging tomorrow but here’s the video of my segment courtesy of the Fox Business Network!

Thanks everyone!

I’m done.Brett.

Ka-KOW!


Fun!


  • Popamtrekker
    I have to tell you that I was afraid to watch after talking to you. I didn't think it could possibly be as funny as the picture I was getting as you told me the story. I stand corrected! I WAS IN STITCHES! Awesome, awesome job by all of You! You guys turned that show upside down. "Your going down Willard" Killed me. Pretty tough act to follow!
  • Jill
    This is incredibly awesome!!!
  • ellenb
    Brett,
    I caught the show...I love what you are doing...Continue to follow your heart....BTW, I sent you some lunch money for making me laugh. ellenb
  • georgerocks
    I almost upgraded to uber-awesome-barbarian cable to catch your show, but now I'm glad I didn't because I watched it here fo free. Kudos Brett, and congratulations. I love you and will forgive you only this once for not visiting Boston when you were so close. But hear me now. Never let it happen again. The Eastern Seaboard is forbidden to you. You are banished forever until such time you return to Boston. Team Douchebag Has Spoken...
  • georgerocks
    that was supremely hillarious though, totally
  • Gramps
    Now that is the pinnacle of Amtrekkerism! You are a star (even with that TRS T hangin' on your frame)! If anyone would like to see the video full-screen, which old guys like me need, you can go to this viewer that allows you to click on the box in the lower right corner and get "the big picture."

    http://tinyurl.com/2xgfm6

    Good luck in the coal mine, my California Canary!
  • Thanks everyone! I had a blast on the show but mostly I'm just glad I didn't come off looking like a schmuck!

    Welcome to the site ellenb!
  • Gramps
    From what I've seen of you, I'm quite sure you don't have the slightest potential to look like a schmuck. If you could only perceive yourself as your family, friends, and team do! Well, maybe that wouldn't be a good idea. It might make your head swell--nah, I doubt even that would spoil you.

    You're the most authentic and engaging personality the entire Fox network has aired in at least the past twelve months! You upstaged the hosts without even trying.
  • Will
    Now THAT was totally rad! I really enjoyed that clip. I'm glad Fox posted it on their site. Keep it up man.

    First the Fox Business Channel, then the world!
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