Amtrekker
Hey Team,
I’m an unemployed vagrant. All I have is a backpack full of technology, a shoestring budget and a very important list. When everything is crossed off my list I get to go home! Let me know if you want to trade one of those shoestrings for help. brett@amtrekker.com
See where
Amtrekker's been for the last 366 days.
See where Amtrekker's been for the last 366 days.

  1. Tube down a river
  2. Ride a horse through a covered bridge
  3. Sleep in a lighthouse
  4. Learn survival skills
  5. Enter a hot dog eating contest
  6. Walk to the top of the Empire State Building
  7. See a live taping of The Colbert Report
  8. See a game at Fenway Park
  9. Milk a cow on an Amish farm
  10. Wade through a cranberry bog
  11. Go into a coal mine
  12. Take part in a Civil War reenactment
  13. Race dirt bikes
  14. Make Moonshine
  15. Hitchhike
  16. Learn to Sail
  17. Try my hand at kiteboarding
  18. Pet a sloth
  19. Help out on a plantation
  20. Learn to run a 3 card monte game
  21. Tell Donald Trump "You're Fired."
  22. Be a guest on a talk show
  23. Hang gliding
  24. Be part of a stage illusion
  25. Be in a movie
  26. Experience Comic Con
  27. Go on a lobster boat
  28. Scuba dive in the Atlantic
  29. Drive a race car
  30. Go to an obscure small town festival
  31. River kayak
  32. Geocache in all 48 contiguous states
    Profile for Amtrekker
  33. Collect honey from a beehive
  34. Scale the lowest highest point in a state
  35. Arkansas Crater of diamonds state park and look for a diamond
  36. Ride the fastest roller coaster in the country
  37. Go through a hedge maze
  38. Catch a firefly
  39. Motorcycle Rally
  40. Ride a cow
  41. Sandboarding
  42. Ride an ostrich
  43. Create a crop circle
  44. Fly fishing
  45. Swamp boat ride with gators
  46. See a movie at the Alamo Draft House
  47. Tour the Crayola Factory
  48. Ben and Jerry's Flavor Graveyard
  49. See a Freak Show
  50. Hike to the bottom of the Grand Canyon


Cranberries and Pennsylvanians [podcast]:

Hey Team,

I made it to Charlottesville, Virginia this morning safe and sound after driving straight through the night with Ryan, a Mansfield, PA resident, suffering from only very minor exhaustion. (And by minor I mean I only slid into unconsciousness against my will when I was sitting down or standing still, never when I was walking. Of course that made for a pretty embarrassing stretch at a local Starbucks. Lucky for Charley, I don’t drool.)

I was planning on writing up a rundown of my holiday layover spent under the care of the Pennsylvania ladies (Up, down, over, under…geez, I’m clever.) but I had a little extra time this morning and managed to finish up the cranberry podcast.

So, I’ll just say I had a great time with all of Jena and Theresa’s family members over the last few days and I’m a little disappointed I had to say goodbye again. Easily the toughest aspect of this adventure is constantly saying goodbye to all the awesome people I meet.

Okay…let’s get right to more of Brett being a sissy and making a fool of himself.

Leave comments, digg the page and podcast and…enjoy!

Here’s the youtube link for those precious few folk that can’t stream from the site or download on iTunes.

I’m done.

Brett.

Any donations received today will go towards a new set of toes.


Frostbite is not a game, kids.


13 Comments »

  1. Hmm well…that looked COLD. Must have sucked eh?

    Comment by Jess — November 26, 2007 @ 9:59 pm

  2. hahaha… I just saw brett’s chicken legs. :0

    Comment by Inland Empress — November 27, 2007 @ 1:12 am

  3. NEW SHOES!!!! what’s next?? so sad for the talking nike’s, but i’m glad you’re going to have warm feet now!

    i love when you film the last part of the podcast with your friends/hosts. it makes the podcast that much better! keep it up!

    Comment by sleepyrobin — November 27, 2007 @ 7:49 am

  4. Chicken legs?! How dare you madame! I’ll have you know those are well conditioned runner’s legs…that just happen to have a passing resemblance to chicken legs.

    Comment by Brett — November 27, 2007 @ 10:42 am

  5. That looks more like a sewage area then a bog… shouldn’t the water be around the cranberries? you’re just in the run-off drainage section. Here is photo of a cranberry bog http://www.motherlindas.com/cranberries.htm

    dude you just went through cranberry field runoff not an actual bog. I call do-over!

    Comment by FluffyEvil — November 27, 2007 @ 12:29 pm

  6. Oh ye of little faith. I was wading. I was in a cranberry bog. What more do you want from me?!

    Fun fact: Cranberry bogs are only filled with water for the harvest. During the fall. Like in September.

    Comment by Brett — November 27, 2007 @ 1:15 pm

  7. Bog schmog! I want to know more about your brush with the law, your felony truck riding in. You must get that criminal element from your mom. Just kidding. I got to see your pal Big Joe this weekend,he loves the site. He knew if anybody would appreciate the scent of a cloud it would be you. He said the rock rats are gone and the doc is all his “chicka dow chicka dow dow!”

    Comment by Popamtrekker — November 27, 2007 @ 6:31 pm

  8. I liked the close where Mike and I did all the talking…but that’s just me…

    Comment by georgerocks — November 28, 2007 @ 11:45 am

  9. Yeah,it was a tough call but that one was 5 minutes long and I just stare at the camera for the first two and a half minutes. There was a lot of funny stuff in both, I almost made an unprecedented move and edited the close just to fit more in but it was already the longest podcast ever.

    Comment by Brett — November 28, 2007 @ 1:30 pm

  10. Wow, Popamtrekker, that was a WHOLE LOT of in-jokes crammed into a very small space.

    This should fill people in on one of them though: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IepFH4v2wHk

    Comment by Brett — November 28, 2007 @ 5:31 pm

  11. haha niiice. you guys are adorable and it’s so much funnier just knowing how much you seem to love cold weather. by the way, 25 degrees yesterday, time and temperature building. not funny.

    Comment by nickola — December 1, 2007 @ 9:06 am

  12. safe fishing kayak

    People do not decide to become extraordinary. They decide to accomplish extraordinary things. ~ Sir Edmund Hillary

    Trackback by safe fishing kayak — April 19, 2008 @ 3:19 pm

  13. this is definitely my favorite podcast i’ve seen so far. SO FUNNY! i was cracking up… sissy. “i don’t wanna!” :)

    Comment by Angie — June 5, 2008 @ 4:07 pm

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