Hey Team,

I just have a couple minutes to give you a quick update. I’m about 10 minutes away from jumping into a rideshare found via craigslist.org that’s headed towards my beloved California so my family doesn’t have to drive so far to see me for Christmas. Charley’s battery is just about dead so for the next NINETEEN HOURS of drive-time I may not be able to update…but the salient facts are these.

1. I am SO not looking forward to being in a car for that long.

2. I’m headed towards Southern California so all you SoCal fans better start lining up the pre-Christmas fun!

3. Someone, Somewhere, better have an In-N-Out burger waiting for me.

Peace out, kids. Catch you on the west side.

I’m done.