http://www.amtrekker.com/locations/o-w/pennsylvania/339 Thu, 26 Jan 2012 19:04:35 -0700 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 http://www.amtrekker.com/locations/o-w/pennsylvania/339/comment-page-1#comment-3921 just ilott Tue, 22 Jul 2008 22:27:57 +0000 http://www.amtrekker.com/pictures/339#comment-3921 The Truth of the 7 Dwarfs: Snow white was kissed by a handsome prince one afternoon and awoke abruptly... Mistake. It turns out she isn't so pleasant after being woken up. The prince and his white horse galloped away in the darkest, quietest part of the night and never looked back. Snow White was so upset that she began to eat, and eat, and eat, until she became so fat that she could no longer leave the house. She demanded the woodland creatures to continue doing the household chores, but they too never returned. She wasn't the same. Her inner rage grew, and with it, so did she. Her gluttony forced the dwarfs to put in 18 hr days in the coal mine, secretly saving the diamonds they found in hopes that one day, they could bribe a desperate prince into marrying her. But that day never came. The dwarfs grew older and weaker, and as SW ate away their hopes and dreams, the humble cottage in the woods was overturned by darkness. Sleepy went to bed and never woke up. Grumpy's high blood pressure rose and he went into cardiac arrest. Happy overdosed on anti-depressants. Doc convinced, Dopey, Bashful, and Sneezy into trying to kill Snow White in her sleep, but were arrested for attempted murder. Without anyone working the mines, the cottage went into foreclosure. Snow white was homeless now and had no one to take care of her. Ironically enough, she starved to death in an alleyway behind sizzler. Lesson: Don't work in a Coal Mine and feed pretty girls. The Truth of the 7 Dwarfs:
Snow white was kissed by a handsome prince one afternoon and awoke abruptly… Mistake. It turns out she isn’t so pleasant after being woken up. The prince and his white horse galloped away in the darkest, quietest part of the night and never looked back. Snow White was so upset that she began to eat, and eat, and eat, until she became so fat that she could no longer leave the house. She demanded the woodland creatures to continue doing the household chores, but they too never returned. She wasn’t the same. Her inner rage grew, and with it, so did she. Her gluttony forced the dwarfs to put in 18 hr days in the coal mine, secretly saving the diamonds they found in hopes that one day, they could bribe a desperate prince into marrying her. But that day never came. The dwarfs grew older and weaker, and as SW ate away their hopes and dreams, the humble cottage in the woods was overturned by darkness. Sleepy went to bed and never woke up. Grumpy’s high blood pressure rose and he went into cardiac arrest. Happy overdosed on anti-depressants. Doc convinced, Dopey, Bashful, and Sneezy into trying to kill Snow White in her sleep, but were arrested for attempted murder. Without anyone working the mines, the cottage went into foreclosure. Snow white was homeless now and had no one to take care of her. Ironically enough, she starved to death in an alleyway behind sizzler.
Lesson: Don’t work in a Coal Mine and feed pretty girls.

]]> http://www.amtrekker.com/locations/o-w/pennsylvania/339/comment-page-1#comment-3818 missannw Tue, 15 Jul 2008 04:04:56 +0000 http://www.amtrekker.com/pictures/339#comment-3818 Now you need your own imdb.com page since you are officially part of a movie. Now you need your own imdb.com page since you are officially part of a movie.

]]> http://www.amtrekker.com/locations/o-w/pennsylvania/339/comment-page-1#comment-3817 Momamtrekker Tue, 15 Jul 2008 02:32:53 +0000 http://www.amtrekker.com/pictures/339#comment-3817 Did I ever tell you I love your writing style. It makes me feel like I'm right there with you. Oh and by the way you can always count on POPCORN! Did I ever tell you I love your writing style. It makes me feel like I’m right there with you. Oh and by the way you can always count on POPCORN!

]]> http://www.amtrekker.com/locations/o-w/pennsylvania/339/comment-page-1#comment-3816 Popamtrekker Tue, 15 Jul 2008 01:39:34 +0000 http://www.amtrekker.com/pictures/339#comment-3816 I'm glad to see you can still appreciate a learning experiance. Don't forget "a mine is a terrible thing to waste!" I’m glad to see you can still appreciate a learning experiance. Don’t forget “a mine is a terrible thing to waste!”

]]> http://www.amtrekker.com/locations/o-w/pennsylvania/339/comment-page-1#comment-3806 Anatomicsd Mon, 14 Jul 2008 15:32:21 +0000 http://www.amtrekker.com/pictures/339#comment-3806 I recognize that "I've been on a bus for way too long" face. I recognize that “I’ve been on a bus for way too long” face.

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