2> Fun Fact: Linda Carter is old. She has a big pink mansion currently under construction in Salt Lake. It has a good view, but is still pink.

3> Psychoanalysis: My vast experience of judging people and assuming that I know more about their subconscious thought progression than they do leads me to believe that I, in fact, know the real reason for your inspired Nostaglia via Rockwell: if the audience will kindly turn their attention to the details of the painting above (i’ll wait…), you’ll see that the man referred to is middle aged, rugged. A looked of perturbed intelligence waiting to be unleashed. His attire however makes one think of a rather famous archaeologist: Henry. Jones. Jr. That’s right, Brett saw this painting, and it reminded him of the disappointment of the new Indiana Jones movie, thus creating a void that only the original three films could have sate. OR Rather, inspired a dubious plot to murder Harrison Ford and BECOME INDIANA JONES HIMSELF! Well sir, your evil plan has been foiled by those blasted kids again! Now take off your “brett” mask and let’s see who the real amtrekker is!