What the?!

What the?!

Hey Team,

Thanks everyone who wrote or called in yesterday about that wacky hacker redirecting my site! Here’s the update: Everything is ALMOST back to normal. The Forum is probably toast for the foreseeable future. And I’m thinking of making #51 “Kick the hacker’s door in, steal his computer and leave a note that says, ‘It’s tough to hack without a computer…it’s tougher to hack without hands. Don’t let it happen again. Signed, Amtrekker.’

We’ll see.

I’ve been driving for almost 24 hours now and I JUST got in to Chicago. I’m going to go curl up in a ball in Union Station and close my eyes for a few hours. Then I’ll tell you guys about what happens when an Ohio State Trooper pulls you over for going 83 mph in a 65 zone and says you have to go to jail if you can’t come up with $130.

Until then…

I’m done.


How would YOU come up with $130 with NO notice?

Yeah, I was at a loss too.

3 Replies to “What the?!”

  1. Uh oh! Sounds like some post VD VD is about to happen!
    So how’d you an’ that purdy mouth get outta that thar tickit?

    (to clarify I mean he is using his cunning wit to speak persuasively)

  2. Oh, and I am so down to help cross #51 off the list. With a loud KA-KOW to accompany the cinematic door-kick!
    Then I’m kicking in closet doors just for the sake of yelling it again! Bliggity Blam Ka-Kow!

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