Comments on: Charley’s Going to Pee Himself

By: ilott the douchebag

ilott the douchebag — Sun, 20 Jan 2008 20:38:01 +0000

Don’t tell Charley about the Macbook Air! It will ruin his day off and make him feel fat and old…and then he’ll starting binge eating programs and get even fatter, and all the other lappy’s will be getting krunk in the nightclub while charley is sitting in line trying to bribe the bouncer with corrupt files and pirated downloads…
Things start to get tense between you….You just can’t turn him on as easily as you used to… Doesn’t repsond when you ask him questions…Then one day, Charley cheats on you.
I was like you once…I know your pride is fighting the acceptance of truth…denying inevitability – “not my charley,” you say…but yes, him too… I’ve seen it a hundred times if it were 5… and you know, it’s just sad when bad things happen to good laptops…

By: georgerocks

georgerocks — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 19:34:50 +0000

wow Brett, the anthropomorphizing of Charley has been taken to new heights. Good thing he isn’t truly sentient or he’d be getting a pretty big head thanks to all your emotional gushing. In other news, no sign of the external hard drive, but I’ll continue to look, there’s a lot of junk in our house still.

By: sleepyrobin

sleepyrobin — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 18:33:38 +0000

awwww!!! charley is so cute, i just want to pinch his cheeks! enjoy charley day!