Amtrekker
Hey Team,
I’m an unemployed vagrant. All I have is a backpack full of technology, a shoestring budget and a very important list. When everything is crossed off my list I get to go home! Let me know if you want to trade one of those shoestrings for help. brett@amtrekker.com
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Amtrekker's been for the last 465 days.
See where Amtrekker's been for the last 465 days.

  1. Tube down a river
  2. Ride a horse through a covered bridge
  3. Sleep in a lighthouse
  4. Learn survival skills
  5. Enter a hot dog eating contest
  6. Walk to the top of the Empire State Building
  7. See a live taping of The Colbert Report
  8. See a game at Fenway Park
  9. Milk a cow on an Amish farm
  10. Wade through a cranberry bog
  11. Go into a coal mine
  12. Take part in a Civil War reenactment
  13. Race dirt bikes
  14. Make Moonshine
  15. Hitchhike
  16. Learn to Sail
  17. Try my hand at kiteboarding
  18. Pet a sloth
  19. Help out on a plantation
  20. Learn to run a 3 card monte game
  21. Tell Donald Trump "You're Fired."
  22. Be a guest on a talk show
  23. Hang gliding
  24. Be part of a stage illusion
  25. Be in a movie
  26. Experience Comic Con
  27. Go on a lobster boat
  28. Scuba dive in the Atlantic
  29. Drive a race car
  30. Go to an obscure small town festival
  31. River kayak
  32. Geocache in all 48 contiguous states
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  33. Collect honey from a beehive
  34. Scale the lowest highest point in a state
  35. Arkansas Crater of diamonds state park and look for a diamond
  36. Ride the fastest roller coaster in the country
  37. Go through a hedge maze
  38. Catch a firefly
  39. Motorcycle Rally
  40. Ride a cow
  41. Sandboarding
  42. Ride an ostrich
  43. Create a crop circle
  44. Fly fishing
  45. Swamp boat ride with gators
  46. See a movie at the Alamo Draft House
  47. Tour the Crayola Factory
  48. Ben and Jerry's Flavor Graveyard
  49. See a Freak Show
  50. Hike to the bottom of the Grand Canyon


A Beach By Any Other Name…Sucks:

Hey Team,

There’s so much I didn’t get to write about last week that I would have loved to share but thanks to a near 72-hour driving stint I feel so far behind. I guess just one quick story and then we’ll have to pretend we’re caught up.

I made a pit stop in Pensacola, FL last week after that amazingly difficult trek to the lowest highest point in a state. (This may sound a little bit nerdy or lame but…) I was especially excited because of a peninsula that served as Pensacola Beach. Here’s the thing: a peninsula coming from a Northern Gulf coast city meant that I could pop on over to the beach and watch the sunset over the water like it’s supposed to.

I thought maybe I could just pretend I was back home for a couple minutes and go on about my business of being a homeless vagrant of an adventurer. But everything was just a little bit wrong. The sky was so overcast that I literally couldn’t even tell which way was west by the time the sun was going down.

Eventually darkness set in and I was wandering along the beach by myself in the pitch darkness. Which is something I would be inclined to do in California except thanks to light pollution it’s never all that dark around the LA and Orange County beaches (good or bad it’s just what I’m used to).

Even with the lack of light I could still tell there was even more wrong with the picture than I realized. Just walking on the sand felt wrong. Even blind I could tell I wasn’t on a California beach just from the density of the sand beneath my feet.

There were no piers and no seabirds.

No sound from passing cars.

All in all, the whole situation just felt wrong. And if ever there was a time I felt like I wanted to be back home that was it. Not because I’m not loving this amazing adventure just because it’s natural to want to escape the twilight zone.

If it were a COMPLETELY different setting it wouldn’t have bothered me at all. But it kind of felt like I was trapped in The Truman Show where someone had tried to build a beach just for me from nothing more than a vague description of what makes a beach a beach. It didn’t work.

In other news: I’m on my way to Zion National Park for a couple days. It’s too bad it’s right on the heels of my last cross country drive induced disappearing act but it looks like I may be incommunicado for a couple days. I’ll do what I can to ensure that doesn’t happen but that’s the skinny.

Thanks for sticking around, Team!

I’m done.

Brett.

I’m not sure how true it is but I hear homesickness has a very expensive cure…at least you can help out by clicking that button so you don’t have to feel so bad.


Thanks!


2 Comments »

  1. ZION! As I told you before is one of the most beautiful places on the planet! Get out and hike!

    Comment by Mikey — March 21, 2008 @ 9:56 am

  2. Wish you a Happy Easter, Brett. Take care. Grandma and Grandpa.

    Comment by Grandma and Grandpa — March 23, 2008 @ 1:54 pm

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