O.k. Let’s see if I have this right.

Right = Probably die.
Left = Probably not die….If I am ever kayaking on the Deliverance river.

Kick the door to open it on a train…I have never been on a train so that will most helpful if I ever do travel by train.

You appeared to be doing rather well….I always manage to turn those little inflatable pool lounges over…when attempting to get on them…off them.. or manuever them.