Amtrekker
Hey Team,
I’m an unemployed vagrant. All I have is a backpack full of technology, a shoestring budget and a very important list. When everything is crossed off my list I get to go home! Let me know if you want to trade one of those shoestrings for help. brett@amtrekker.com
See where
Amtrekker's been for the last 465 days.
See where Amtrekker's been for the last 465 days.

  1. Tube down a river
  2. Ride a horse through a covered bridge
  3. Sleep in a lighthouse
  4. Learn survival skills
  5. Enter a hot dog eating contest
  6. Walk to the top of the Empire State Building
  7. See a live taping of The Colbert Report
  8. See a game at Fenway Park
  9. Milk a cow on an Amish farm
  10. Wade through a cranberry bog
  11. Go into a coal mine
  12. Take part in a Civil War reenactment
  13. Race dirt bikes
  14. Make Moonshine
  15. Hitchhike
  16. Learn to Sail
  17. Try my hand at kiteboarding
  18. Pet a sloth
  19. Help out on a plantation
  20. Learn to run a 3 card monte game
  21. Tell Donald Trump "You're Fired."
  22. Be a guest on a talk show
  23. Hang gliding
  24. Be part of a stage illusion
  25. Be in a movie
  26. Experience Comic Con
  27. Go on a lobster boat
  28. Scuba dive in the Atlantic
  29. Drive a race car
  30. Go to an obscure small town festival
  31. River kayak
  32. Geocache in all 48 contiguous states
    Profile for Amtrekker
  33. Collect honey from a beehive
  34. Scale the lowest highest point in a state
  35. Arkansas Crater of diamonds state park and look for a diamond
  36. Ride the fastest roller coaster in the country
  37. Go through a hedge maze
  38. Catch a firefly
  39. Motorcycle Rally
  40. Ride a cow
  41. Sandboarding
  42. Ride an ostrich
  43. Create a crop circle
  44. Fly fishing
  45. Swamp boat ride with gators
  46. See a movie at the Alamo Draft House
  47. Tour the Crayola Factory
  48. Ben and Jerry's Flavor Graveyard
  49. See a Freak Show
  50. Hike to the bottom of the Grand Canyon


#12 Take Part in a Civil War Reenactment! [podcast]:

Hey Team,

Yes, the video is very late. No, there weren’t very many updates this week. BUT, feast your peepers on this little baby!

Amtrekker travels to New Market, VA and takes part in the cleverly named Battle of New Market!

Thanks for the patience, Team! The next one should be on time!

I’m done.

Brett.





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7 Comments »

  1. Oh! Umm what bed are you naming Millie? Didn’t know you had one. ;) Seems like I would have stolen that by now with all your other goods!

    Good job brother, I liked this one, awesome!

    Comment by Jess — May 24, 2008 @ 6:15 pm

  2. Brett, you really transported me back in time with your period clothing, silly accent, and heartfelt sorrow. They typing on your laptop did little to suspend my disbelief however…

    Comment by georgerocks — May 25, 2008 @ 4:38 am

  3. Brett,

    Lol @ letter to “Millie”(”Sleek frame and sturdy boxsprings”…that kind of talk would make a lady blush.) I think this is your best yet.

    Comment by jenninva — May 25, 2008 @ 6:45 am

  4. @Jess: …umm…uh…uummmmm…

    @georgerocks: Nothing says “olden days” like a silly accent!

    @jenninva: Making ladies blush is kind of “what I do.” (I don’t even know what that means. It sounded much more clever inside my head…should have left it there.) Thanks!

    Comment by Brett — May 25, 2008 @ 8:49 am

  5. This is your best episode. I loved it.

    Comment by EverythingEverywhere — May 30, 2008 @ 8:51 pm

  6. @EverythingEverywhere: Thanks!

    Comment by Brett — May 30, 2008 @ 11:13 pm

  7. I listened to it - WITH SOUND! uh! and actually burst out laughing when you said that you may “die again…somewhere convenient to your backpack and parking, of course.”
    And that Millie…whew - sounds like quite a dish.

    Comment by ilott the douchebag — June 6, 2008 @ 12:42 pm

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