Amtrekker
Hey Team,
I’m an unemployed vagrant. All I have is a backpack full of technology, a shoestring budget and a very important list. When everything is crossed off my list I get to go home! Let me know if you want to trade one of those shoestrings for help. brett@amtrekker.com
See where
Amtrekker's been for the last 366 days.
See where Amtrekker's been for the last 366 days.

  1. Tube down a river
  2. Ride a horse through a covered bridge
  3. Sleep in a lighthouse
  4. Learn survival skills
  5. Enter a hot dog eating contest
  6. Walk to the top of the Empire State Building
  7. See a live taping of The Colbert Report
  8. See a game at Fenway Park
  9. Milk a cow on an Amish farm
  10. Wade through a cranberry bog
  11. Go into a coal mine
  12. Take part in a Civil War reenactment
  13. Race dirt bikes
  14. Make Moonshine
  15. Hitchhike
  16. Learn to Sail
  17. Try my hand at kiteboarding
  18. Pet a sloth
  19. Help out on a plantation
  20. Learn to run a 3 card monte game
  21. Tell Donald Trump "You're Fired."
  22. Be a guest on a talk show
  23. Hang gliding
  24. Be part of a stage illusion
  25. Be in a movie
  26. Experience Comic Con
  27. Go on a lobster boat
  28. Scuba dive in the Atlantic
  29. Drive a race car
  30. Go to an obscure small town festival
  31. River kayak
  32. Geocache in all 48 contiguous states
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  33. Collect honey from a beehive
  34. Scale the lowest highest point in a state
  35. Arkansas Crater of diamonds state park and look for a diamond
  36. Ride the fastest roller coaster in the country
  37. Go through a hedge maze
  38. Catch a firefly
  39. Motorcycle Rally
  40. Ride a cow
  41. Sandboarding
  42. Ride an ostrich
  43. Create a crop circle
  44. Fly fishing
  45. Swamp boat ride with gators
  46. See a movie at the Alamo Draft House
  47. Tour the Crayola Factory
  48. Ben and Jerry's Flavor Graveyard
  49. See a Freak Show
  50. Hike to the bottom of the Grand Canyon
#17 Kiteboarding! [podcast]: Hey Team, After a long wait I finally managed to stay in one place long enough to compress the kiteboarding video! Here it is! “Amtrekker travels back to Charleston, SC to get dragged face first through the waters of the Atlantic Ocean in an effort to “try his hand at kiteboarding.” Calamity ensues.” Loading… Here’s the YouTube link! Thanks! I’m done. Brett. If you […]    read more
#16 Learn to Sail! [podcast]: Hey Team, Here it is! After acting like a sick little sissy for a week I finally managed to finish up the sailing podcast! Enjoy! “Amtrekker travels to New York City of all places to learn to sail in the Hudson River courtesy of the Atlantic Yachting Association! In two short days he manages to break sailing […]    read more
#19 Help Out on a Plantation! [podcast]: Hey Team, I really thought this one was going to get posted on time for once but I ended up having to REedit the whole thing. But who cares, right?! Cause here it is live and in living color (minus the Wayans )! “Amtrekker travels to the Boone Hall Plantation in Charleston to see if he […]    read more
#31 River Kayaking! [podcast] (*video problems fixed*): Hey Team, Here’s this week’s video starring your friendly neighborhood Amtrekker. “Amtrekker travels to the Chattooga River in South Carolina to river kayak, get soaked and try not to die. …that’s pretty much what happened. (Scenes from Deliverance were roundly avoided.)” Loading… And here’s the YouTube link. Thanks everyone! I’m done. Brett. If you enjoy the podcasts…why not donate? Don’t let me stop you. […]    read more
#12 Take Part in a Civil War Reenactment! [podcast]: Hey Team, Yes, the video is very late. No, there weren’t very many updates this week. BUT, feast your peepers on this little baby! Amtrekker travels to New Market, VA and takes part in the cleverly named Battle of New Market! Loading… Thanks for the patience, Team! The next one should be on time! I’m done. Brett. If you appreciate all the […]    read more
Viewer Mail Podcast: Hey Team, At least it’s not as late as last week! Here it is…the first ever Amtrekker Viewer Mail episode! Loading… And here’s the YouTube link! Thanks a TON everyone! I’m done. Brett. If you like the podcasts feel free to donate! Don’t let me stop you.    read more
#7 See a Live Taping of The Colbert Report! [podcast]: Hey Team, It’s HERE! Wait no longer! Amtrekker travels to New York to see a live taping of The Colbert Report but his podcast is foiled when security takes away his video camera! What are they hiding from America! Canned laughter ensues. Loading… Annnd, here’s the YouTube link! Thanks! I’m done. Brett. If you like the podcasts feel free to donate! Don’t let me stop […]    read more
TASTHIB - Boston Marathon Madness!: Hey Team, Here it is! Amtrekker travels to Boston, MA to take part in the madness that is the 112th Boston Marathon. Ladies beware… Sexy Man-leg ensues. Enjoy. Loading… Youtube version! Thanks, Team I’m done. Brett. I showed you leg. The least you could do is show some donational (it might be a word) love! Don’t let me stop you.    read more
#36 Ride the Fastest Roller Coaster in the Country! [podcast]: Hey Team, Here’s the podcast you’ve all been waiting for! Sorry about last week. Won’t happen again. Scout’s honor. “Amtrekker travels to Six Flags Great Adventure in Jackson, NJ to redeem himself after last October’s failure! Watch as even the weather fails to stops him from reaching his goal! Precipitation ensues.” Loading… I’ll have to post the youtube version later […]    read more
KIDK Interview: Hey Team, I love how these things always come up when I have absolutely no time to update the site myself! So, thanks to KIDK and Danielle Leigh I have a link to the local news interview for Idaho Falls. Fair warning. I was literally woken up to the news that the crew was on their way […]    read more