Category: Completed Objectives

The Crop Circle Video! Finally!!!

The Crop Circle Video! Finally!!!

Hey Team, Enjoy the New Year’s Eve shenanigans! Here’s my gift to you (inspired by a desire to vindicate myself in the face of that crazy SOB William Shatner). 🙂 “Amtrekker travels to Beulah, MI to create a crop circle! Failures and ethnically insensitive impressions ensue.” I’m done. Brett.

Amtrekker: TALES FROM THE VAULT Premiere!

Amtrekker: TALES FROM THE VAULT Premiere!

Amtrekker travels to Caruthers, CA for the Caruthers Nationals flattrack dirtbike races where he manages to (of course) crash multiply times and show the crowd why people should never get on a bike for the first time for a race.

The Next Four

The Next Four

Obviously I let a couple of guest articles and some other writing projects distract me this week but to get now I’m ready. Let’s get back to those whys so you guys can stop emailing me about why I haven’t written the rest of the whys. 5. Enter a hot dog eating contest: The truth…

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#14 Make Moonshine Pt. 2

#14 Make Moonshine Pt. 2

Amtrekker and Dr. Tiki travel into international waters under cover of night to show you how to distill moonshine. (Mistakes are made…not the least of which are actually tasting the booze.)

#2 Ride a Horse Through a Covered Bridge [podcast]

#2 Ride a Horse Through a Covered Bridge [podcast]

Hey Team, Lots of stuff going on. Plenty of adventures around the corner. A new literary agent. A book proposal to write. But MOST importantly…everyone’s favorite videos are BACK! Today it’s the horse through through the covered bridge, the video of the party will be out in a few days and then it will be…

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The End. (kinda) [pictures later]

The End. (kinda) [pictures later]

Hey Team, I’m done. That’s the first time I’ve ever had the chance to START a post with that line. Yesterday was completely surreal. Driving up to my house my stomach was filled with butterflies and I was even shaking with anticipation. As we pulled up to the gate of the two acre parcel my…

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Auditions for Icabod Crane

Auditions for Icabod Crane

Hey Team, Wow! It finally happened. For the last week and a half the awesome team over at CNN’s News To Me has been scrambling to try to put me, a horse and a covered bridge together at the same point in time and space. I can’t tell you how many calls I got from…

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The Daily Buzz

The Daily Buzz

Hey Team, I was on a morning show called The Daily Buzz this morning! They gave me a call a couple days ago from a San Diego number but I didn’t have my phone on me. When they called again yesterday I couldn’t answer because I was in an attraction at EPCOT. Eventually I called…

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