Amtrekker
Hey Team,
I’m an unemployed vagrant. All I have is a backpack full of technology, a shoestring budget and a very important list. When everything is crossed off my list I get to go home! Let me know if you want to trade one of those shoestrings for help. brett@amtrekker.com
See where
Amtrekker's been for the last 506 days.
See where Amtrekker's been for the last 506 days.

  1. Tube down a river
  2. Ride a horse through a covered bridge
  3. Sleep in a lighthouse
  4. Learn survival skills
  5. Enter a hot dog eating contest
  6. Walk to the top of the Empire State Building
  7. See a live taping of The Colbert Report
  8. See a game at Fenway Park
  9. Milk a cow on an Amish farm
  10. Wade through a cranberry bog
  11. Go into a coal mine
  12. Take part in a Civil War reenactment
  13. Race dirt bikes
  14. Make Moonshine
  15. Hitchhike
  16. Learn to Sail
  17. Try my hand at kiteboarding
  18. Pet a sloth
  19. Help out on a plantation
  20. Learn to run a 3 card monte game
  21. Tell Donald Trump "You're Fired."
  22. Be a guest on a talk show
  23. Hang gliding
  24. Be part of a stage illusion
  25. Be in a movie
  26. Experience Comic Con
  27. Go on a lobster boat
  28. SCUBA dive in the Atlantic
  29. Drive a race car
  30. Go to an obscure small town festival
  31. River kayak
  32. Geocache in all 48 contiguous states
    Profile for Amtrekker
  33. Collect honey from a beehive
  34. Scale the lowest highest point in a state
  35. Arkansas Crater of diamonds state park and look for a diamond
  36. Ride the fastest roller coaster in the country
  37. Go through a hedge maze
  38. Catch a firefly
  39. Motorcycle Rally
  40. Ride a cow
  41. Sandboarding
  42. Ride an ostrich
  43. Create a crop circle
  44. Fly fishing
  45. Swamp boat ride with gators
  46. See a movie at the Alamo Draft House
  47. Tour the Crayola Factory
  48. Ben and Jerry's Flavor Graveyard
  49. See a Freak Show
  50. Hike to the bottom of the Grand Canyon


Nightmares:

Hey Team,

Every since I was very young I’ve had a problem with terrible nightmares. Sometimes it’s not so much that they’re gruesome, or even “scary,” it’s often just a matter of how extraordinarily vivid they are. I can’t exactly remember when this became a problem…as far back as I can recall I would lie awake in bed at night praying that I wouldn’t have a nightmare despite the fact that I’ve never been all that religious.

“Please God, pretty please God, don’t let me have nightmares. Please God, pretty please God, don’t let me have nightmares. Please God, pretty please God, don’t let me have nightmares.”

Obviously, I was at my wit’s end when it came to stopping them and yet one day they were just gone.

Since then they’ve kind of ebbed and flowed with whatever weird stresses wander in and out of my life. I don’t understand and I haven’t been able to find a pattern; I just know some nights I wake up and want nothing more than to stay awake and not have to slide back into that dream world, “just in case.”

So, why would I give everyone such an intensely personal insight into the life and times of Brett?

Cause it will make the next part that much funnier…duh.

I woke up yesterday knowing exactly what I wanted to write about on here. The next leg of the Amtrekker adventure is shaping up to be an exciting story. Sure the day before had brought with it some minor disasters that have resulted in a few setbacks but if I’ve said it once I’ve said it a thousand times: “Disasters make the best stories.”

And this latest disaster was a masterwork of stupidity and serendipity the likes of which has never been seen outside of someone’s imagination.

Namely, my own.

I literally woke up and went straight to Charley to write about this crazy adventure, opened a new word document, set my fingers on the keyboard and JUST as I was getting my thoughts in order to start the first paragraph…then and ONLY then did it dawn on me that I probably hadn’t been in Nebraska yesterday and the police probably hadn’t organized a statewide manhunt.

Furthermore, I no longer have a recollection as to 1) any additional details of the story or 2) why in the WORLD I thought it was a good idea to wake up and write about it if there was an ongoing manhunt!

Vivid.

I’m done.

Brett.





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6 Comments »

  1. Hey Amtrekker, I used to have nightmares all the time growing up, that Trains always chased me where ever I went. In the house, outside, in every room, so don’t feel bad about nightmares. I think everyone has them at one time or another. Gramtrekker.

    Comment by Grandma and Grandpa — August 28, 2008 @ 12:03 pm

  2. Please god… make Brett a bird… so he can fly far… far far away from here…

    Comment by Mikey — August 28, 2008 @ 12:40 pm

  3. It was no nightmare, I really did take my motorcycle back!

    Comment by Momamtrekker — August 28, 2008 @ 8:57 pm

  4. @Momamtrekker: Good one! So good I’m not sure if I believe it was yours…

    Comment by Brett — August 29, 2008 @ 2:42 am

  5. Whats the matter Brett do you smell POPCORN!

    Comment by Momamtrekker — August 30, 2008 @ 12:04 am

  6. You’re even a big girl’s blouse in your sleep! (2 pts)

    Comment by just ilott — September 8, 2008 @ 6:20 pm

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