Amtrekker
Hey Team,
I’m an unemployed vagrant. All I have is a backpack full of technology, a shoestring budget and a very important list. When everything is crossed off my list I get to go home! Let me know if you want to trade one of those shoestrings for help. brett@amtrekker.com
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Amtrekker's been for the last 366 days.
See where Amtrekker's been for the last 366 days.

  1. Tube down a river
  2. Ride a horse through a covered bridge
  3. Sleep in a lighthouse
  4. Learn survival skills
  5. Enter a hot dog eating contest
  6. Walk to the top of the Empire State Building
  7. See a live taping of The Colbert Report
  8. See a game at Fenway Park
  9. Milk a cow on an Amish farm
  10. Wade through a cranberry bog
  11. Go into a coal mine
  12. Take part in a Civil War reenactment
  13. Race dirt bikes
  14. Make Moonshine
  15. Hitchhike
  16. Learn to Sail
  17. Try my hand at kiteboarding
  18. Pet a sloth
  19. Help out on a plantation
  20. Learn to run a 3 card monte game
  21. Tell Donald Trump "You're Fired."
  22. Be a guest on a talk show
  23. Hang gliding
  24. Be part of a stage illusion
  25. Be in a movie
  26. Experience Comic Con
  27. Go on a lobster boat
  28. Scuba dive in the Atlantic
  29. Drive a race car
  30. Go to an obscure small town festival
  31. River kayak
  32. Geocache in all 48 contiguous states
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  33. Collect honey from a beehive
  34. Scale the lowest highest point in a state
  35. Arkansas Crater of diamonds state park and look for a diamond
  36. Ride the fastest roller coaster in the country
  37. Go through a hedge maze
  38. Catch a firefly
  39. Motorcycle Rally
  40. Ride a cow
  41. Sandboarding
  42. Ride an ostrich
  43. Create a crop circle
  44. Fly fishing
  45. Swamp boat ride with gators
  46. See a movie at the Alamo Draft House
  47. Tour the Crayola Factory
  48. Ben and Jerry's Flavor Graveyard
  49. See a Freak Show
  50. Hike to the bottom of the Grand Canyon


Beards, Blunders and BBQs:

Hey Team,

It’s been a fun-filled week of catching up with family and friends as I pass through the First Place State. And it’s an incredible pick-me-up to see all of the people that have been so close to me for so long and to hear that they support everything I’m doing. Plus, I’m crazy stoked about jumping across the country again today to hit New Market, Virginia this weekend for an epic Civil War reenactment.

What does all this mean?

1. I have enough hair on my face to shave off and build a scale model of a chinchilla thanks to the “beard” I’ve been growing for the reenactment.

2. Not only do I not have ANY footage from this week but I wouldn’t have time to edit the hypothetical footage anyway so…no podcast today and it may just have to wait until next weeks Civil War podcast.

BUT after this weekend it’s going to be a whirlwind trip, up and down the east coast, chocked full of list crossing. So I don’t anticipate this happening again. Also, this should be the last of the time spent on the right (as in “not left” not “correct”) coast as just about everything has a pretty solid lead lined up now so it’s just a matter of time before I get around to each objective.

Things are looking up, Team!!!

Last thing: Quick shout out to the Totally Rad Show team for a great time at Dan’s birthday BBQ last night! Happy Several-Days-After-Your-Birthday, Dan!

OH! AND, Congratulations on being ALMOST as good as me at ping-pong, Jeff.

I’m done.

Brett.

16 Comments »

  1. Isn’t the west coast the left coast?

    Comment by Jess — May 14, 2008 @ 1:10 pm

  2. Yeah, I was talking about this next trip being the last time on the East (right) coast but that does sound a little awkward now that I reread it.

    Comment by Brett — May 14, 2008 @ 1:15 pm

  3. So are you going to fight for the North or the South?

    Comment by PotatoHead — May 14, 2008 @ 1:46 pm

  4. I think I’m supposed to be part of the South…which side was Virginia on? Shhh…don’t tell the reenactors I don’t already know this.

    Comment by Brett — May 14, 2008 @ 2:07 pm

  5. Hey Brett,

    Virginia unfortunately fought for the South. In fact, Richmond was the capitol of the CSA for the majority of the war.

    Any chance you’ll make it down to C’ville while in VA?

    Comment by Josh — May 14, 2008 @ 2:57 pm

  6. For sure!

    Comment by Brett — May 14, 2008 @ 2:59 pm

  7. Dirty Commie!

    Comment by Mikey — May 14, 2008 @ 3:16 pm

  8. You know what? I just realized that I don’t think you acknowledged your 300th day trekking! Slacker, that was 16 days ago. You just didn’t want to write anymore poems eh?

    Comment by Jess — May 15, 2008 @ 12:48 am

  9. Brett,

    Will you be playing a body? :)

    Comment by jenninva — May 15, 2008 @ 11:08 am

  10. Yes. A body that runs around and kicks some Union butt! Recognize!

    Comment by Brett — May 15, 2008 @ 11:53 am

  11. They are not giving you a rifle with “live” rounds are they? :O

    Comment by jenninva — May 15, 2008 @ 3:10 pm

  12. :0

    Comment by jenninva — May 15, 2008 @ 3:11 pm

  13. If you didn’t know about Virginia you sould probably do your wickiwhatchacallit and check out both R.E.Lee&Jeff Davis, your target will be blue and you loose! Sorry.

    Comment by Popamtrekker — May 15, 2008 @ 6:23 pm

  14. @jenninva They’re evening training me to use blanks today so I don’t hurt anyone…like myself.

    @Popamtrekker There will be no losing here if I get to be in command! Rewriting history is #51!

    Comment by Brett — May 16, 2008 @ 10:44 am

  15. Whew! I was scared for a minute. :) Have Fun!

    Comment by jenninva — May 16, 2008 @ 1:45 pm

  16. If Brett’s aim is as bad as his beard, they wouldn’t have to worry about him using live rounds! Ouch!

    Comment by ilott the douchebag — May 28, 2008 @ 1:08 pm

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