When trespassing “Oh, sorry, I’m just looking for my ball” That one has saved me on multiple occasions “it’s a blue raquet ball, my little brother hit a towering fly ball with a whiffle ball bat, didn’t see where it landed”

When removing something from a store that you shouldn’t (like a beer sign) “Oh, it’s alright, I’m with the company”

When stopped by the police “Well officer, thank you so much for your time, here’s my card.”