Amtrekker
Hey Team,
I’m an unemployed vagrant. All I have is a backpack full of technology, a shoestring budget and a very important list. When everything is crossed off my list I get to go home! Let me know if you want to trade one of those shoestrings for help. brett@amtrekker.com
See where
Amtrekker's been for the last 506 days.
See where Amtrekker's been for the last 506 days.

  1. Tube down a river
  2. Ride a horse through a covered bridge
  3. Sleep in a lighthouse
  4. Learn survival skills
  5. Enter a hot dog eating contest
  6. Walk to the top of the Empire State Building
  7. See a live taping of The Colbert Report
  8. See a game at Fenway Park
  9. Milk a cow on an Amish farm
  10. Wade through a cranberry bog
  11. Go into a coal mine
  12. Take part in a Civil War reenactment
  13. Race dirt bikes
  14. Make Moonshine
  15. Hitchhike
  16. Learn to Sail
  17. Try my hand at kiteboarding
  18. Pet a sloth
  19. Help out on a plantation
  20. Learn to run a 3 card monte game
  21. Tell Donald Trump "You're Fired."
  22. Be a guest on a talk show
  23. Hang gliding
  24. Be part of a stage illusion
  25. Be in a movie
  26. Experience Comic Con
  27. Go on a lobster boat
  28. SCUBA dive in the Atlantic
  29. Drive a race car
  30. Go to an obscure small town festival
  31. River kayak
  32. Geocache in all 48 contiguous states
    Profile for Amtrekker
  33. Collect honey from a beehive
  34. Scale the lowest highest point in a state
  35. Arkansas Crater of diamonds state park and look for a diamond
  36. Ride the fastest roller coaster in the country
  37. Go through a hedge maze
  38. Catch a firefly
  39. Motorcycle Rally
  40. Ride a cow
  41. Sandboarding
  42. Ride an ostrich
  43. Create a crop circle
  44. Fly fishing
  45. Swamp boat ride with gators
  46. See a movie at the Alamo Draft House
  47. Tour the Crayola Factory
  48. Ben and Jerry's Flavor Graveyard
  49. See a Freak Show
  50. Hike to the bottom of the Grand Canyon


More Christmas Jeer:

Hey Team,

I just made the trek up to Northern California to meet with a couple people before deciding on New Years plans (of course I suddenly realize the new year is closing in fast). But let’s take a quick step backwards to Christmas.

It was good to see the family again, even if it was in such an untraditional setting (not that my family relies very heavily on tradition). I can always count on them to keep me grounded. (That statement can be taken very literally regarding my childhood. I realize memories are inherently flawed but I have NO idea how I managed to be in trouble as often as I was back then.) I said it before, but I’ll say it again anyway:

My family is incredibly supportive of everything I’m doing and they all understand what it’s like to be trapped in the 8 to 5 and never have the chance to get out and see the world. That being said, it’s a tough thing to be in a house full of my family members and not spend the entire evening dodging jokes made at your expense and countering with slander. (That’s what makes family FUN!)

I thought in my next podcast I would answer that question I get so often about what my family thinks of this adventure by throwing in actual interviews with the family members themselves. Of course the family members had other ideas about that i.e. I got more than one “turn that camera off and leave me alone.” And when asked what Popamtrekker thought about the trip I’m pretty sure he said something along the lines of, “As long as I don’t have to feed you I don’t care what you’re doing.”

So, long story short, good times were had by all, and despite the image I may have just painted, my family is all for this trip and love flew all over the place during this wacky disjointed holiday.

Merry Four-Days-After-Christmas and a Happy Seventeen-Days-After-Hanukah!

I’m done.

Brett.

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4 Comments »

  1. […] Original post here […]

    Pingback by Christmas News Aggregator » More Christmas Jeer — December 29, 2007 @ 1:40 pm

  2. I think Mike Gunnuscio is the best person on the planet. Just between you and me, I think I am in love with him

    Comment by georgerocks — December 30, 2007 @ 12:08 pm

  3. just between michael gunnuscio and myself, he is a bitch

    Comment by georgerocks — December 30, 2007 @ 12:55 pm

  4. just between the four of us… i saw georgerocks and mike flop tongues for their new years kiss. It was uh… something…
    …so much man-hair and entertangled beard-age…

    ….i just wish i could forget…

    Comment by ilott the douchebag — January 4, 2008 @ 1:26 pm

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