Amtrekker
Hey Team,
I’m an unemployed vagrant. All I have is a backpack full of technology, a shoestring budget and a very important list. When everything is crossed off my list I get to go home! Let me know if you want to trade one of those shoestrings for help. brett@amtrekker.com
See where
Amtrekker's been for the last 506 days.
See where Amtrekker's been for the last 506 days.

  1. Tube down a river
  2. Ride a horse through a covered bridge
  3. Sleep in a lighthouse
  4. Learn survival skills
  5. Enter a hot dog eating contest
  6. Walk to the top of the Empire State Building
  7. See a live taping of The Colbert Report
  8. See a game at Fenway Park
  9. Milk a cow on an Amish farm
  10. Wade through a cranberry bog
  11. Go into a coal mine
  12. Take part in a Civil War reenactment
  13. Race dirt bikes
  14. Make Moonshine
  15. Hitchhike
  16. Learn to Sail
  17. Try my hand at kiteboarding
  18. Pet a sloth
  19. Help out on a plantation
  20. Learn to run a 3 card monte game
  21. Tell Donald Trump "You're Fired."
  22. Be a guest on a talk show
  23. Hang gliding
  24. Be part of a stage illusion
  25. Be in a movie
  26. Experience Comic Con
  27. Go on a lobster boat
  28. SCUBA dive in the Atlantic
  29. Drive a race car
  30. Go to an obscure small town festival
  31. River kayak
  32. Geocache in all 48 contiguous states
    Profile for Amtrekker
  33. Collect honey from a beehive
  34. Scale the lowest highest point in a state
  35. Arkansas Crater of diamonds state park and look for a diamond
  36. Ride the fastest roller coaster in the country
  37. Go through a hedge maze
  38. Catch a firefly
  39. Motorcycle Rally
  40. Ride a cow
  41. Sandboarding
  42. Ride an ostrich
  43. Create a crop circle
  44. Fly fishing
  45. Swamp boat ride with gators
  46. See a movie at the Alamo Draft House
  47. Tour the Crayola Factory
  48. Ben and Jerry's Flavor Graveyard
  49. See a Freak Show
  50. Hike to the bottom of the Grand Canyon


Bald Knob (for realsies):

Hey Team,

I’m staying in a little town outside Little Rock, Arkansas called Bald Knob (no…seriously) tonight with a friend of my grandparents, Jim.

Jim totally came to my rescue today after a near hellish trek just trying to get to Arkansas. (It was ALMOST as bad as when I was frantically trying to get to Vancouver to trespass in a closed hedge maze.)

After yesterday’s aforementioned miserable failure of a hitchhiking attempt I went back to Nashville and hung out with my new friends there for a couple more hours before getting dropped off at the bus station around 2am to catch the 3:15 bus…which left at 6:30.

I fell asleep shortly after getting on the bus at 3:15 and before the bus even had time to leave the station I woke up drenched in sweat to the sound of the bus driver’s PA announcement about the broken air conditioning preventing us from leaving on time.

“Everyone please get off the bus and head back into the station while we get this checked out.”

Almost three and a half hours later (it felt like less, I was curled up in a little ball on the floor using my backpack full of technology as a pillow) we were finally on the road and sadly, for you guys, I have no exciting pedophile’s under arrest stories. Everyone was exhausted at this point so it was just a series of fitful naps in tiny seats for everyone aboard.

Now, like I said, I’m sitting in a comfy bed in Bald Knob (*snicker), falling asleep on Charley and trying to wrap up this tale so I can just let the unconsciousness take over.

Goodnight.

Brett.

6 Comments »

  1. I didn’t know they set that all up for you. I thought it was kinda weird you asking if grandma would be awake at nearly midnight. Thats sweet :)

    Comment by Jess — December 10, 2007 @ 2:25 am

  2. Watch out for the weather in Bald Knob, I heard it can be a mess.

    Comment by TheKendall — December 11, 2007 @ 2:21 pm

  3. Tell Jim I said Hi. I was remembering last night, that when I was in Bald Knob I was about 6 years younger then you are now,its been a while! It may or may not be a good night but are you done?

    Comment by Popamtrekker — December 11, 2007 @ 7:44 pm

  4. Hey! I’m not sure if your still at Jims but I was just thinking, if you want to know about trekking you should interview Jim about his time spent building the Alaska pipeline, that was a feat rivaled by few in history. You know your on an adventure if you are instructed not to move too quickly or you will freeze your lungs. I know he had photos of frozen waterfalls. I think thats a story that needs to be told.

    Comment by Popamtrekker — December 11, 2007 @ 8:39 pm

  5. That’s a bummer. I missed out on that story! I’m making my way towards Austin already.

    Comment by Brett — December 11, 2007 @ 8:44 pm

  6. you should have let georgerocks know where you were heading - the homeless guys in the park said he knows a lot about bald knobs. Now you’re off to sunny massachusettes, eh? Ahhh, austin, the city of lights.

    Comment by ilott the douchebag — December 12, 2007 @ 4:23 pm

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